Curious George Books We Will Never See

Andrew · June 10, 2007, 10:44:53 AM

Curious George Visits the CDC
Curious George Goes to the Nuclear Plant
Curious George and the Alligator Farm
Curious George at the Fabergé Egg Museum

Any more ideas?

DodgingGrunge · June 10, 2007, 11:02:44 AM

Curious George and the Creation Scientists
Curious George in Interzone (coauthor William S. Burroughs)
Curious George and the Banana Spider

Snivelly · June 10, 2007, 11:53:51 AM

Curious George Visits the P&G Research Labs

Curious George Plays in Traffic

Curious George goes to the Doctor Because He Has a Strange Rash

Shadow · June 10, 2007, 04:06:11 PM

Curious George and the Ebola Inheritence
Curious George Learns What Killed the Cat
Curious George Meets The Sumatran Rat Monkey

RCMerchant · June 10, 2007, 05:10:38 PM

.I AM CURIOUS GEORGE (YELLOW HAT)-George explores his sexual inner being...with the Man in the Yellow Hat.
.PLANET OF THE CURIOUS APES-the Man in the Yellow Hat is stranded on a planet of curious,mischievous chimps.
.The CURIOUS APEMAN- Bela Lugosi's expeirments with monkey glands turns him into a curious chimp.

Ash · June 10, 2007, 07:17:58 PM

Curious George Visits the Strip Club

Curious George Smokes Crack

Fausto · June 10, 2007, 07:56:48 PM

Curious George and the Suicide Machine

Curious George and the Phials of Acid

Curious George and the Home for the Criminally Insane

Curious George gets a Spanking

Andrew · June 10, 2007, 11:19:33 PM

Curious George Finds a Glowing Meteorite

Curious George and the Time Paradox

Curious George Meets the Brain Leeches

Shadow · June 11, 2007, 12:27:57 AM

Curious George Worships the Devil
Curious George Against the Moon Men
Curious George Takes a Toke
Curious George and the Paternity Suit

Ash · June 11, 2007, 05:23:20 AM

Curious George Files For Bankruptcy

(he spent all his money at the strip club)

Karma to Shadow for the Paternity Suit idea...LOL!

Curious George's adventures just keep getting worse and worse!
Can anything save him?

BeyondTheGrave · June 11, 2007, 12:55:40 PM

Curious George Gets a kick in the crouch

Curious George meets a hand grenade

Curious George and the electric fence

Snivelly · June 11, 2007, 02:32:09 PM

Don't forget Curious George Meets God When He Sticks a Fork in the Wall Outlet

RCMerchant · June 11, 2007, 05:18:28 PM

.Curious George Goes to Africa Where US CIA Scientists Inject Him With a Highly Contagious Strain of the Plague and Goes Mad On His Return to the States and Infects All Around Him Untill the Whole World Dies Screaming in Piles of Their Own Erupting Blackened Bowels....(phew!)

. Curious George Goes to Bitburg
.Curious George Gets His Brains Ate

DodgingGrunge · June 11, 2007, 06:33:49 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 10, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
.I AM CURIOUS GEORGE (YELLOW HAT)

RC, I have been laughing for days over this. Well done.

Some other titles:

Andy Warhol's Curious George
Curious George Adopts Nihilism
Curious George Gets Television

raj · June 12, 2007, 02:00:42 PM

Curious George vs. Hitler's Brain.
Curious George has Two Daddies.
Curious George and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

(OK, I just clicked on Amazon to get an idea of titles for kids books; for ages 4-8 book #6 on the list was Lord of the Flies, followed by A Separate Peace. The Hobbit is #13. Now I read a lot as a kid, but I wasn't reading those books at age 8)