Robocop

trekgeezer · July 27, 2007, 02:48:58 PM

Could you help me get out of this thing, I really gotta pee!

DodgingGrunge · July 27, 2007, 03:25:41 PM

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Mr. DS · July 27, 2007, 04:01:56 PM

Your time on the meter expired two minutes ago, prepare to die.

Ash · July 27, 2007, 04:48:32 PM

"Gimme some sugar, baby!"

indianasmith · July 27, 2007, 05:06:08 PM

Have a nice day. Failure to do so will result in your immediate destruction.

akiratubo · July 27, 2007, 08:07:26 PM

Does somebody need a hug?

asimpson2006 · July 27, 2007, 08:21:55 PM

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Susan · July 27, 2007, 08:57:03 PM

Quote from: trekgeezer on July 27, 2007, 02:48:58 PM

"Wow. You weren't kidding when you said you'd bring protection.."

Dennis · July 28, 2007, 09:21:40 AM

Mr. Foreman, per Eric's instructions I will now kick your butt.

BlackAngel75 · July 29, 2007, 02:05:03 AM

I think you're gonna need a remote to close your garage door down there.

Texdar · July 29, 2007, 04:30:03 PM

I can't have an affair with you. What if the refrigerator finds out?

AnubisVonMojo · July 29, 2007, 05:20:28 PM

"I apologize, but maybe now you'll agree with me that it's 'ketchup' and not 'catsup'. Here, let me help you clean up."

Yaddo 42 · July 31, 2007, 11:41:57 PM

The studio heads regretted hiring Paul Verhoven to direct the sequel to Brokeback Mountain when the first dailies came back.

jdlarch · July 24, 2008, 06:59:30 PM

RC - Look deep into my eye-slit and tell me what you see...
BG - I don't see nuthin! And you need a breath mint sumthin fierce!

sprite75 · July 24, 2008, 09:45:08 PM

Mr. President, you promised me 500,000 Federation Credits to rescue Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy! But that check you gave me bounced like last week's Happy Meal!

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Susan