What would Badmovies.org say about you?

[Shadow]

Shadow: Talks a lot but says little of meaning or value. Fancies himself of a lover all things scifi, fantasy and horror but has never even seen an Andy Milligan or Al Adamson movie, not to mention the Polonia Brothers...though he has seen every episode of every Star Trek series at least 20 times each. Is overly fond of this smiley: 

[dean]

dean.  Too lazy to use a different cyber-space name, or even capitals for that matter.  Comes from the land down under and has a fascination for the surreal and ludicrous.  Big cinephile-wannabe and quite often comes up with big ideas with little or no follow through, such as his Zombie Public Service Announcement that still needs to be edited...

Also is fond of this smiley    but lately has been taken by: 

Is currently trying to think of a way to write a review for "Teeth," a movie about Vagina Dentata, without cringing and holding his crotch  too much...

[Khaz]

Khaz: New to the Badmovies scene. Great lover of all bad movies. Working on rebuilding his movie collection due to the fact that military movers think that VHS tapes should be stored next large electromagnetic devices and DVDs should be placed at the bottom of the most flimsy boxes under allot of heavy pointy objects then the whole lot strapped to the outside of a submarine. Cursed with a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor (I often wonder what a moist sense of humor is?), and can often be found hiding in a darkened corner of the house waiting to ambush his children with cans of silly string.
Where his name comes from is a rather involved story involving a can of tuna, a small lizard, a one-armed German and a pint of beer. Oh, and a fly too.
Areas of expertise (term used loosely) 80's horror flicks, Kung-fu movies, Anime, video games and useless factoids.

[Kester Pelagius]

Based on questions I've been asked at other forums I imagine a entry written about me might look something like this. . .

Kester Pelagius: What kind of name is that.  Seriously WTF is a Kester and how are we supposed to pronounce it?  And what's up with that surname!  Wasn't Pelagius a heretic or something?  And don't even get me started about that link in his sig.  Mise-en-scene crypt?*  WTF is that supposed to mean?  Is it a play on words or something about a missing scene from a movie?  I don't get it.  Then again the guy doesn't seem to post much so who cares anyway. 

Admit it you've probably wondered WTF is up with my handle and whether it's an online persona or a real name but were too polite to ask.   


(*) EDIT: Huh, my sig is different here.  I'll have to fix that so the above makes sense.

[The Burgomaster]

The Burgomaster has an unhealthy desire to step into a time machine and re-live the years 1969 - 1980 over and over again.  He would spend his days reading comics (mostly Marvel superhero titles - - damn, they had some good stories back then) and his nights at the drive-in watching stuff like MARK OF THE DEVIL, VANISHING POINT, BEN, and DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY.  And, much like Peter Pan, he would never grow up . . .

[RCMerchant]

The Burgomaster has an unhealthy desire to step into a time machine and re-live the years 1969 - 1980 over and over again.  He would spend his days reading comics (mostly Marvel superhero titles - - damn, they had some good stories back then) and his nights at the drive-in watching stuff like MARK OF THE DEVIL, VANISHING POINT, BEN, and DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY.  And, much like Peter Pan, he would never grow up . . .

Let me know when you find that  model of time machine, cus I want one too!!!! 

[ghouck]

GHouck: Has the coolest hair of the whole bunch, but other than that, absoloutely no socially or intelectualy redeeming qualaties. Likes boobies, , , ALOT, naked ones even more so.
Also can't spell worth crap. . .

[Derf]

Derf: fond of haiku,
Other things few people like.
Old, but still learning.

[flackbait]

Flackbait:semi-newguy to the board. Seems to have an obsession with any action movie from 1960-85. Also seems to like 1950s and 1960s scifi no matter how good or bad it is. Has a habit of inane posts and some probably think he's completely crazy thanks to his avatar.

[raj]

raj is a long time poster, though frequency drops from time to time.  Speculation that it is due to top secret government work can neither be confirmed nor denied.  Also rumored to be a top flight neurosurgeon,  scientist and rock star.

[RapscallionJones]

raj is a long time poster, though frequency drops from time to time.  Speculation that it is due to top secret government work can neither be confirmed nor denied.  Also rumored to be a top flight neurosurgeon,  scientist and rock star.

Hong Kong Cavaliers rule!!!!11oneone

[Allhallowsday]

The Burgomaster has an unhealthy desire to step into a time machine and re-live the years 1969 - 1980 over and over again.  He would spend his days reading comics (mostly Marvel superhero titles - - damn, they had some good stories back then) and his nights at the drive-in watching stuff like MARK OF THE DEVIL, VANISHING POINT, BEN, and DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY.  And, much like Peter Pan, he would never grow up . . .

Let me know when you find that  model of time machine, cus I want one too!!!! 

Oh, BELA...    I want a time machine too, there's many places I'd like to try to go back to, but the 5 years between 1957 thru 1962 look good to me... 

[IzzyDedjet]

The Burgomaster has an unhealthy desire to step into a time machine and re-live the years 1969 - 1980 over and over again.  He would spend his days reading comics (mostly Marvel superhero titles - - damn, they had some good stories back then) and his nights at the drive-in watching stuff like MARK OF THE DEVIL, VANISHING POINT, BEN, and DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY.  And, much like Peter Pan, he would never grow up . . .

Let me know when you find that  model of time machine, cus I want one too!!!! 

Oh, BELA...    I want a time machine too, there's many places I'd like to try to go back to, but the 5 years between 1957 thru 1962 look good to me... 

Since y'all are headed in that direction...Think you could drop me off in the 85 to 89 time frame?

[Neville]

Neville: Another veteran of the board, or so he thinks. Looks like a younger James Gandolfini, thinning hair included. His input is rather ecclectic, ranging from monosillabic answers to long rants, although he often focuses on 80s stuff or westerns. Don't ask him about politics.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

The guy with the baby, likes Kaiju.
-Ed