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[CheezeFlixz]

CheezeFlixz: pronounced CheezeFlixz - noun and resident republican. General all around cranky guy who believes nothing he hears and only half of what he sees. Prone to typos and meandering thoughts, but anyway he likes b-movies, chicks in shorts and anything that gets poor gas mileage. Not known for his unending patients or compassionate understanding. Often calls it like he sees it much to the chagrin of those around him. But underneath and little known he's a warm lovable fuzzy ball. So whats for dinner? ... Spotted Owl? Yum!   

[RCMerchant]

CheezeFlixz: pronounced CheezeFlixz - noun and resident republican. General all around cranky guy who believes nothing he hears and only half of what he sees. Prone to typos and meandering thoughts, but anyway he likes b-movies, chicks in shorts and anything that gets poor gas mileage. Not known for his unending patients or compassionate understanding. Often calls it like he sees it much to the chagrin of those around him. But underneath and little known he's a warm lovable fuzzy ball. So whats for dinner? ... Spotted Owl? Yum!   

Hey...I still like you...even though I think you are totally insane!!!   I don't judge people on their minds...just their spirit and dedication to what they believe in- f#ck the torpedoes!

[Torgo]

TORGO:  known for spending more time at work on Badmovies.org than on actual work.  Has morbid sense of humor along with a (seemingly unhealthy) infatuation with Uma Thurman.  Since I started shaving my head about 3 years ago, I have been told I kind of look a lot like a thinner Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now.  I do not however mumble incoherently while sitting in shadows and wetting down my bald head with a wet rag.