Bad Movies Picture War

AndyC · October 10, 2007, 03:53:05 PM

Hungry reptile eh?

(OK, technically not a reptile, but neither is a gremlin. Hungry scaly thing was too vague.)

RCMerchant · October 10, 2007, 07:54:45 PM

"KING KONG- You know the name of
KING KONG- Ten times as big as a man...!"

AndyC · October 11, 2007, 01:12:22 AM

Twas Beauty killed the beast

In case you were wondering about the subtitle, the only frame I could find of Farah in this movie was from somebody's Asian bootleg that was dubbed then subtitled back into English. So this would be -- "Cannonball Run: The Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Edition!"

Kooshmeister · October 11, 2007, 06:13:32 AM

'Twas X-ray Glasses allowed the Perv to see Beauty naked.

"heh, heh. Boobies."

Mr. DS · October 11, 2007, 06:50:41 AM

Agent Smith is not amused...

AnubisVonMojo · October 11, 2007, 08:26:41 AM

If these guys could magically take down an entire alien invasion force with their computer virus, I don't see a rogue glitch like Agent Smith being too much trouble...

This is my 666th post... it official: Jeff Goldblum is the devil.

AndyC · October 11, 2007, 09:57:09 AM

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on October 11, 2007, 08:26:41 AM
If these guys could magically take down an entire alien invasion force with their computer virus, I don't see a rogue glitch like Agent Smith being too much trouble...

Seeing as they managed to connect a Mac to an alien computer and infect it with a virus written in C++, Smith doesn't have a chance.

AndyC · October 11, 2007, 09:59:58 AM

But they are inefficient. Why do you need a black guy and a Jewish guy when you can have both in one.

AnubisVonMojo · October 11, 2007, 10:02:41 AM

Quote from: AndyC on October 11, 2007, 09:59:58 AM
But they are inefficient. Why do you need a black guy and a Jewish guy when you can have both in one.

And the man doesn't even need two good eyes!

Mr. DS · October 11, 2007, 11:27:01 AM

Sammy unfortunately sang one of his famous songs three times in front of a mirror...

AnubisVonMojo · October 11, 2007, 11:44:49 AM

Here's a guy who can handle Candyman's buzzy friends...

AndyC · October 11, 2007, 11:55:59 AM

But can he handle huge swarms of Africanized honeybees that can derail trains, explode nuclear power plants and invade military bunkers?

AnubisVonMojo · October 11, 2007, 12:18:11 PM

Ah, but what can the Swarm hope to do to the living stone that is the Gnome King? Their stingers are no match! *SWAT*

Raffine · October 11, 2007, 12:27:58 PM

Gnome King, eh?

Just plow him and his Gnome minions down in our wonderful, horrible GNOME MOBILE!

Walter Brennan's driving, and he ain't been sober for years!

flackbait · October 11, 2007, 12:40:28 PM

Well this guy aint to sober either

and hes driving this