Curious George Books We Will Never See

[JPickettIII]

Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare.
(Note: Don't do it.  You really don't want to see.)  Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........

Well, of course I had to Google Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse since you told me not to.  And, uh, thanks for that.  Here's one more Curious George cover for your viewing pleasure:

This one is too funny!!!!

[Mr. DS]

I'm laughing my a$$ off at some of the pervious entries, now let me get involved...

Curious George And The Poo Flinging Incident
Curious George...This Time Its Personal
Curious George And The Necrophiliac
Curious George Eats The Banana In The Man With The Yellow Hat's Pants
Curious George Joins PETA

[indianasmith]

Curious George and the Improvised Explosive Device
Curious George and the Iraqi Insurgent
Curious George and the Posthumous Decoration

(sorry, a little martial theme there, but hey, if Forrest Gump can win the Medal of Honor!?)

[LilCerberus]

Curious George & the box of Altoids
Curious Georgs finally understands
Curious George III - This time, it's curiously personal
Curious George & Martin's principal of the indiference of sociallized financial architecture in a representive civic model

[raj]

Curious George vs. Menard.
Ash Teaches Curious George How to Hang Toilet Paper.

[Andrew]

Curious George and the Package Filled With Suspicious White Powder

Curious George Goes to Mexico and Drinks the Water

Curious George's Speedboat on Manatee River

[Mr. DS]

few I thought of today...

Curious George And The Broken Condom
Curious George Becomes A Taxidermy Piece
Curious George, I Have Two Alpha Male Fathers
Curious George Gets Emasculated
Curious George Meet Abbot And Costello

[AnubisVonMojo]

Curious George Meets the Creature from Containment Unit X-759
Curious George and the Unlabeled Vial
Curious George Visits the Sperm Bank
Curious George's First Abortion
Curious George and the "Under the Sink" Cocktail
Curious George and the Barrel of 2-4-5 Trioxin
... and it's follow up title, Return of the Living Curious George

[Mr. DS]

I've missed this thread so heres a few...

Curious George Takes A Limo Ride In Jersey
Curious George Runs With Scissors

[Mr_Vindictive]

Since I never chimed into this thread:

Curious George Reads The Necrinomicon

Curious George And The Great HIV Adventure

Curious George Pushes The Doomsday Button

Curious George Drinks Antifreeze

Curious George Plays In Traffic

Curious George Plays Russian Roulette

[asimpson2006]

Curious George becomes the Terminator
Curious George and 300
Curious George and his DUI adventures.
Curious George meets the T-Virus
Curious George and the Meth lab
Curious George joins C.R.A.S.H
Curious George enters Animal Crossing.

[Mr. DS]

Curious George In King Arthur's Court
Curious George Jumps Into A Volcano
Curious George Becomes A Fur Scarf

[AndyC]

Curious George and the Opium Den
Curious George and the EMP generator
Curious George Tickles the Dragon
Curious George Visits a Brothel
Curious George and the Abandoned X-Ray Machine
Curious George Gets a Vasectomy
Curious George Leads the Ape Rebellion

And the live-action movie:

(I can honestly say I don't know where I came up with this idea)

[AndyC]

OK, when I photoshopped that movie poster together, I was mainly going for a funny combination and went for the first idea that came to mind.

After giving it further thought, however, Falling Down would make a great Curious George story. As Nick, the surplus store guy, would say, think about it.

On what is otherwise an ordinary day, the main character demolishes a convenience store, wreaks havoc at a fast food restaurant, plays with a rocket launcher, disrupts a construction site, and has many other wacky adventures, all while trying to accomplish some fairly simple goals (getting change, buying breakfast, buying boots, walking home, etc.)

Tell me that doesn't have Curious George written all over it.

[Allhallowsday]

Curious George gets da funky fingah