Curious George Books We Will Never See

[BlackAngel75]

Curious George and His Hot Biology Teacher.
Curious George and Tony Glitter surf the internet.
Curious George Visit a Cult

This would work if it was back in the late 70's early 80's:
Curious George and His Adventures in Times Square (at night)

Curious George, As Told By Charlie Murphy (a.k.a., "I'm Curious George, b***h!!!")

[Jason]

How Curious George Became An Ashtray
Curious George Becomes Bush Meat
Curious George And The Transvestite Hooker

[Mr. DS]

Curious George And The Vortex To Hell
Curious George Meets Rabid Dobermans
Curious George Sticks A Wet Fork In A Socket
Curious George Appears In A Geico Commecial (we may actually see that)
Curious George Appears On Iron Chef As The Secret Ingrediant

[Allhallowsday]

CURIOUS GEORGE and the DOLLS LINKED TO LEAD

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071108/ap_on_bi_ge/curious_george_recall

[Killer Bees]

Curious George Gets Mentored By Ron Jeremy
Curious George And The Plastic Sugery Gone Awry
Curious George Proves The Scientologists Are Wrong
Curious George Investigates Transvestitism
Curious George Plays With Matches

[Psycho Circus]

Curious George Gets An STD
Curious George Spends The Night With Gary Glitter
Curious George Sets His Friends On Fire
Curious George Jumps Off A Bridge

[Mr. DS]

Curious George Gets A Tumor
Curious George Chokes On A Pretzel
Curious George And The 75 Mile An Hour Buick

[Psycho Circus]

Curious George Gets In A Ferrari With Col. Frank Slade
Curious George Becomes Spinal Tap's New Drummer

[ghouck]

Curious George: Life of a Gangsta. .

Curious George at the Do Long bridge. .

[Nukie 2]

Curious George and the Descending Incinerating Space Capsule.

[Psycho Circus]

Curious George Does Dallas

[ghouck]

Bi-Curious George and his life of lust

Curious George Gets Euthanized

Curious Georget does 10 for "Statch" (prison lingo for "statutory rape")

Curious George and the date that pushed him too far.

Curious George goes to a Rave

Curious George and the Turkish Prison

Curious Georger and the mission to Mars (Notice it's NOT "To Mars and BACK")

Curious George Gets a Job at a Cosmetics Company

Curious George Gets Entangled in a Wheat Thresher

Curious George Touches Himself at the Zoo

Curious George Meets "Mr Hands"

[Patient7]

Curious George and the Bottle of Ether!

[Psycho Circus]

Curious George Dates Jessica Lange

Curious George Gets A Pacemaker

[JJ80]

"Curious George And The Miracle Flea Repellent";
"Curious George Goes To A Banana Republic";
"Curious George And The Fur Trappers"