ED-209

[trekgeezer]

"Ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce our new corporate motivational officer."

[indianasmith]

Firepower will be increased until morale improves!

[Mr. DS]

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce our new copy machine.  I wouldn't kick it if it jams if I were you.

[CheezeFlixz]

Say hello to my little friend.

[sideorderofninjas]

You will make an appointment with my secretary if you need to see me...AS you can see, she happens to quite stern with her belt fed machine guns...

[asimpson2006]

Say hello to my little friend.

Those became his last words as the ED-209 made him holier than Jesus himself.

[Jack]

ED here will be handling all the work comp claims, as well as processing requests for vacation time.

[Joe the Destroyer]

My psychiatrist tells me I stand in front of powerful mechas because I have an inferiority complex.  Whatever that means...

[AndyC]

"Why are you all looking at me like that? Is somebody behind me?"

[Yaddo 42]

Do you like my kid's science project?

[Justy]

So team what was this I was hearing about raises?

[soylentgreen]

I know some of you really miss Pastor Simon and you may have
noticed that I have a slightly different take on God's word,
but I can assure you...This synod will go smoothly!

[SynapticBoomstick]

Somebody tell Heston that the 2nd Amendment doesn't cover that

[Neville]

Ladies and gentlemen, the stapler of the 00s. Bigger, improved, and more pollutant.

[AndyC]

"Can we get somebody from IT up here. I have no idea how to work this thing. It just keeps flashing 12:00."