Lethal Weapon

[flackbait]

Mel Gibson Wasn't sure what worried him more about his reoccuring Lethal Weapon dream, That He was stuck with a permenant wierd expressions or that Danny Glover wore heart boxers

[Texdar]

How did he get my underwear?

[AnubisVonMojo]

After his continued refusal to do a fifth Lethal Weapon movie, Mel Gibson is confronted by a desperate and out-of-work Danny Glover to, "Make with the Three Stooges sh!t" one more time.

[Terf]

As Danny Glover described the thickness of his "Lethal Weapon" in an enthusiastic zeal, Mel Gibson could only look off into the distance and wish for the good old "Mad Max" days...

[SynapticBoomstick]

Talk about robbing the pants off of someone.

[TheDope]

DANNY - Hey, man!  You gotta try this Inviso-Beer!  It really makes you invisible! 
Check it out!!  Can you see me - you can't: I'M INVISIBLE!! Heheheheeee....

MEL - Uh... (to camera) help?

[Yaddo 42]

Turns out Mel Gibson isn't the only Lethal Weapon star with a drinking problem.

[Inferno]

The next Lethal Weapon movie was appropriately titled: We have no idea WTF is going on

[AndyC]

"Hey, it really is raining men!"

[Doc Daneeka]

Glover: My new film is called "Cuffs and Collars"!
Gibson: Aren't you a little too old for that s**t?

OR

I'm sorry Riggs, it's the rules!

[AndyC]

The story of Stagger Lee, but with strip poker instead of dice.

[fremontflyer]

Glover:  "...and so Chavez says, this is how I deal with dissenting college students back in my country, ahahaha!"
Gibson:  "You have no idea about the can I'm about to open on you, do you, you communist @#%!"

[Mr. DS]

Mel Gibson:  "Hey sugart*ts..."

[WesFresh14]

"man someone get me some of what this guys been taking"

[Trevor]

Glover: "Hee hee: next thing we're going to do is to irritate the South Africans, Mel. Film so bad, it's called Lethal Weapon Number 2"