Magnum P.I. - Higgins.

[Neville]

...And this is how you hold the sake jar. I learned to do that while I was waiting tables in Okinawa.

[Mr. DS]

Ok Magnum hold that pose.  That pose will really get homosexual men going. 

[frank]

When playing charade, everyone wants to be in Higgins' team. Why? Look at him going for "They saved Hitler's brain"!

[AndyC]

"Woob woob woob woob, nyuk nyuk nyuk. Wise guy, eh?"

[sideorderofninjas]

Nobody ever made fun of my great-great grandfather from Rock Ridge

[jdlarch]

And this is how we greet one another on my home planet. (Without the spitting, of course)

[ToyMan]

yes, officer - when the intruder caught us unaware, P.I.'s bait-and-tackle were right back here, and the horse, well, the horse was approaching me from the front, you see...

[AndyC]

"No John, the joke is 'I'm crushing YOUR head.'"

[SynapticBoomstick]

"I kick ass for the Lord!"

[Flangepart]

Tonight on Kung Fu Theater : "White Ninja Butler."

[CheezeFlixz]

So I was holding a cat over my head in the left hand
and her big ole juglies in right hand and then things really started to get weird.

[TheDope]

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A scene from the classic film Enter The Honky.

[sprite75]

I ordered a keg this big for tonight's party.  Think that'll be enough for five of us?

[ghouck]

I'm a little tea-pot, short and stout, ,here is my handle, here is my spout. .

[Neville]

See, you put the lime in the coconut, then you drink both up.