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Rev. Powell

#3480
July 31, 2008, 06:00:17 PM


Too much TV can be bad for your health.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Dennis

#3481
July 31, 2008, 09:01:52 PM
Don't worry, you'll only get that disease, you know......narcosleepy.
 

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

HarlotBug3

#3482
August 01, 2008, 02:29:11 PM


Oh, sorry, I thought you said "Leprosy."
"Do you have something against droppings?" "Well, no, I..." "Sure, everyone says that till they step in it."

Rev. Powell

#3483
August 01, 2008, 02:38:47 PM
I really wish I hadn't seen that picture.  But moving along...



Ex-leper: All right sir, my final offer, half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say ex-leper?
Ex-leper: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind a bell and fradock, sir.
Brian: Oh...what happened?
Ex-leper: I was cured, sir.
Brian: Cured?
Ex-leper: Yes, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you!
Brian: Oh, who cured you?
Ex-leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden up he comes, cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute I'm alive and newsgone. Not so much as a bye or league! "You're cured, mate". Bloody do-gooder.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Dennis

#3484
August 01, 2008, 07:48:21 PM
You're not foolin' anyone, you'll be stone dead in a minute.

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Newt

#3485
August 04, 2008, 11:01:58 AM
It's just a flesh wound!
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

AndyC

#3486
August 04, 2008, 12:31:59 PM
"That's nothing!"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

#3487
August 04, 2008, 02:38:59 PM
Hitler fell before the Hard Rock Zombies...



(pic borrowed from Andrew's most excellent review of the film)
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Dennis

#3488
August 04, 2008, 08:26:00 PM
Don't go there.
 
(From the same source)

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

HarlotBug3

#3489
August 06, 2008, 02:05:02 PM
"Do you have something against droppings?" "Well, no, I..." "Sure, everyone says that till they step in it."

Dennis

#3490
August 06, 2008, 09:04:33 PM
So lady, you need a superhero ? 

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

KYGOTC

#3491
August 06, 2008, 11:00:16 PM
Ive often wondered; Who would win in a fight? THE TICK, or EARTHWORM JIM?

"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

Dennis

#3492
August 07, 2008, 08:17:58 AM
THAT'S LUNCH EVERYBODY !!!!

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

AndyC

#3493
August 07, 2008, 10:08:08 AM
"You said it."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

#3494
August 07, 2008, 11:47:16 AM
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken...
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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