The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Psycho Circus]

I learned today that I can do a great Randy Savage impersonation.

Brilliant! Keep the legends alive! Pro-wrestling needs it's soul back!

[Mr. DS]

Vince McMahon! Give ECW fans their promotion back! 

A friend of mine introduced me to ECW back in the late 90s.  People used to bring stuff to the matches for the wrestlers to use as weapons.  Some of the most funniest matches ever...Raven vs Tommy Dreamer back in 1995;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyJQkfeEAzM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4RObNHBO4U

Old school ECW had some good technical matches too with wrestlers like Dean Malenko and Shane Douglas.  Its too bad the company failed but towards to end it was trying too hard to be shocking.  How many times can you see a table being broken before it becomes boring. 

Lately I've been catching AWA on ESPN classic.  Fun seeing wrestlers like Sean Michaels before he got to superstar status.

[Psycho Circus]

I was watching some old ECW stuff before, then old WWF stuff (the glory years) and I came across this;
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen (I haven't watched wrestling in about 6-7 years btw) - 

John Cena gets booed to death and his shirt thrown back at him by the hardcore ECW fans!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-PkYVxM_d0

[Mr. DS]

I think later in that Cena/Van Dam match they started chanting "You can't wrestle" and "F*ck you cena" all with the clapping at the end of it. 

By the way, Van Dam is an awesome technician in the ring.  He had an awesome run for awhile in late ECW.  That and he's hilarious in interviews.

[CheezeFlixz]

How can MagicJack be FREE if it cost $39.95 and $19.95 a year?

[Mr. DS]

Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

[indianasmith]

Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

About as idiotic as the 50 year old plump lady sporting a brand new tattoo on her saggy bosom.

[Mr. DS]

Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

About as idiotic as the 50 year old plump lady sporting a brand new tattoo on her saggy bosom.

Yep, I'm with you there. 

But lets pick on the young too.  The 20 year old guys at Burger King with tattoos all over their forearms.  I hope you like that job.  Either that or I'd invest your paycheck into a good amount of long sleeve dress shirts for future job interviews. 

[Patient7]

Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

About as idiotic as the 50 year old plump lady sporting a brand new tattoo on her saggy bosom.

Yep, I'm with you there. 

But lets pick on the young too.  The 20 year old guys at Burger King with tattoos all over their forearms.  I hope you like that job.  Either that or I'd invest your paycheck into a good amount of long sleeve dress shirts for future job interviews. 

Don't forget about the nutcases that who get a tattoo on their neck or other publicly displayed areas of their body without thinking of how stupid they'll look in twenty years when the skin starts to sag.

[Dennis]

Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

My daughter owns a BMW Z3 convertible, I borrowed it one afternoon to get some take out at Jack in the Box, I drove there with the top down. The cute 20 something girl at the drive-thru window told the balding 50 something driver that she would love to go for a ride with him in his beemer any time he wanted....yes, I find this kind of scary.

[ghouck]

Don't forget about the nutcases that who get a tattoo on their neck or other publicly displayed areas of their body without thinking of how stupid they'll look in twenty years when the skin starts to sag.

When I worked at the shipyard, we had a guy start there that had tattoos all over his face, some kind of weird bandit's mask made of stars. He was in his late 20s, same as I was, and started there as a laborer at about $10/hr. He didn't show up enough or work hard enough/know enough to justify a raise, , so He was stuck there at $10.00. This is in coastal Alaska where everything is expensive, milk was well over $4.00/gal at the time (mid 90s). Anyways, this pitulie (sp?) stinking guy gets a ride with me into town to cash his check and starts off with some "You're lucky you have a car" BS and asked to BORROW it. I asked him what he had been doing for a living and basically he's been hitchhiking, panhandling, mooching and generally being a knucklehead, and I am "Lucky" I have a car, and acted as if I OWE him something because of that. He got laid off and came back b***hing because he couldn't find a job anywhere. The guy looked like a complete idiot, and quite honestly, if I had two candidates for a job  and they were dead even, the one without the facial tattoos gets it. This guy would be on a boat we were working on and you could tell the owners didn't trust the guy, the arrangement of the tattoos just plainly brought the word "Thief" to mind.
Anyways, my point is, this knucklehead did little with his life, hasn't gotten his value as an employee above $10.00/hr really, hasn't learned a trade, or any decent work ethic, , yet I am LUCKY. LUCKY I have a trade, worked my way through the ranks to foreman, kept my credit intact, saved to put a downpayment down on a car, and made all my payments until the car was MINE, including insurance, and I'm LUCKY. LUCKY I showed up for work EVERY day, sober, and on time. We compared paychecks a few times, and I made right at twice what he did per hour, , but my paychecks were four times his because he just didn't show up enough, and when he did, he was usually late or went home early, sometimes both, often hung over.

[ghouck]

Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

20 years ago I would have agreed with you, , but I know quite a few people in their 50s, balding, with convertibles, and I have to say they don't really care what anyone else thinks. Many people assume a guy in a convertible has one because he is trying to re-live his youth, usually that's not the case. I used to think the same thing until I started meeting middle-aged guys with Vettes, Harleys, Roadsters. It's not about image nearly as much as the younger generation wants to think it is. Usually it's just about having fun the way you want to have fun. Of course the younger generation often says those things out of jealousy I believe. If a guy is balding and trying to re-live his YOUTH, the last thing he would get is a convertible. The FIRST thing he would get is a fix for the bald spot.

[Mr. DS]

Why do the kids on Barney move their heads so much when they talk?

[Mr. DS]

Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

My daughter owns a BMW Z3 convertible, I borrowed it one afternoon to get some take out at Jack in the Box, I drove there with the top down. The cute 20 something girl at the drive-thru window told the balding 50 something driver that she would love to go for a ride with him in his beemer any time he wanted....yes, I find this kind of scary.

It probably wasn't the car.  Chicks just dig you.   

[Patient7]

I feel really sorry for the parents of child star Bill Mummy, that kid was FREAKY!