Ewe Boll is a blight.

monkeymomma · February 16, 2009, 06:36:35 AM

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. I watched this craptacular film last night on Encore or The Movie Channel or something like that. I enjoyed the ninjas that appeared out of nowhere during the battle in the forest. Other than that, I squirmed at the mishmash of accents and the whole Ray Liotta and Matthew Lillard as bad guys. My son walked in and thought it was a comedy bit or something.

Trevor · February 16, 2009, 06:45:27 AM

+ 1 karma for the smile I got reading the choices you gave.

Mr. DS · February 16, 2009, 08:50:03 AM

I haven't seen this one but I should probably take it on one day. Anyone notice how Ewe is the master of the miscast amongst other things?

Trevor · February 16, 2009, 08:55:45 AM

He's going to be making another film in South Africa called Janjaweed about the Sudan fighters.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1236471

Andrew · February 16, 2009, 09:49:16 AM

Quote from: Trevor on February 16, 2009, 08:55:45 AM
He's going to be making another film in South Africa called Janjaweed about the Sudan fighters.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1236471

Which will have lots of fast-paced music and spinning camera shots at the Sudanese fire their weapons. Won't that be just peachy?

Trevor · February 16, 2009, 10:12:42 AM

Quote from: Andrew on February 16, 2009, 09:49:16 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 16, 2009, 08:55:45 AM
He's going to be making another film in South Africa called Janjaweed about the Sudan fighters.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1236471

Which will have lots of fast-paced music and spinning camera shots at the Sudanese fire their weapons. Won't that be just peachy?

I smell another Ewe disaster Andrew ~ I don't know where he'll find a desert in Cape Town.

Andrew · February 16, 2009, 10:24:44 AM

Quote from: Trevor on February 16, 2009, 10:12:42 AM
I smell another Ewe disaster Andrew ~ I don't know where he'll find a desert in Cape Town.

As soon as Boll announces another film I smell that.

Quote from: Andrew on February 16, 2009, 09:49:16 AM
Which will have lots of fast-paced music and spinning camera shots at the Sudanese fire their weapons.

You know, I constantly find that what I type in haste (just to get the post done before I am distracted) makes me sound like a moron. Right now Jenna and Garrett are running through the house playing a game that requires lots of yelling and laughing. It is, to say the least, bad for my proofreading skills.

Kester Pelagius · February 16, 2009, 11:03:02 AM

I've seen quite a few atrocities from ASYLUM but am not sure I've ever seen a Ewe Boll movie. I know they are supposed to be horrible but I find it difficul to imagine anything worse than a movie like DRAGON.

Surely DUNGEON SEIGE isn't worse than that?

Javakoala · February 16, 2009, 06:12:32 PM

Quote from: Kester Pelagius on February 16, 2009, 11:03:02 AM
I've seen quite a few atrocities from ASYLUM but am not sure I've ever seen a Ewe Boll movie. I know they are supposed to be horrible but I find it difficul to imagine anything worse than a movie like DRAGON.

Oh my god, you bought that drink coaster too?

Mr. DS · February 16, 2009, 06:28:32 PM

I would like to see Andrew box Boll.

monkeymomma · February 16, 2009, 07:11:34 PM

First let me say... I'M NOT WORTHY!!! Andrew replied to my first post on Badmovies... I may have to be your stalker now. Could you move to Florida soon, that commute is gonna be a killer.

I had heard that Uwe Boll was an awful "film maker", but I had no idea. Until the credits ran at the end of the movie, I didn't know who to blame for the movie. He produced and wrote this craptaular cinema gem.

Burt Reynolds was the King, Ray Liotta was the bad wizard, LeeLee Sobiesky was the good wizard's daughter/the bad wizard's booty call, Matthew Lillard was the King's smarmy nephew, and the dwarf guy from LOTR was the King's wizard.

This Morning I got up and Googled him. Then the light bulb over my head clicked on. The movie wasn't even entertaining in it's badness... it was just bad. I was sucked in by recognizable names and stayed to watch the train wreck that followed. Plus it was a Sunday night and there was nothing else on TV.

RCMerchant · February 17, 2009, 06:15:01 AM

Quote from: Andrew on February 16, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 16, 2009, 10:12:42 AM
I smell another Ewe disaster Andrew ~ I don't know where he'll find a desert in Cape Town.

As soon as Boll announces another film I smell that.

Quote from: Andrew on February 16, 2009, 09:49:16 AM
Which will have lots of fast-paced music and spinning camera shots at the Sudanese fire their weapons.

You know, I constantly find that what I type in haste (just to get the post done before I am distracted) makes me sound like a moron. Right now Jenna and Garrett are running through the house playing a game that requires lots of yelling and laughing. It is, to say the least, bad for my proofreading skills.

Ah...it keeps ya young,me freind!

ds21 · February 17, 2009, 12:14:47 PM

Quote from: monkeymomma on February 16, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
First let me say... I'M NOT WORTHY!!! Andrew replied to my first post on Badmovies... I may have to be your stalker now. Could you move to Florida soon, that commute is gonna be a killer.

epic lulz

Kester Pelagius · February 17, 2009, 03:22:00 PM

Quote from: Javakoala on February 16, 2009, 06:12:32 PM
Quote from: Kester Pelagius on February 16, 2009, 11:03:02 AM
I've seen quite a few atrocities from ASYLUM but am not sure I've ever seen a Ewe Boll movie. I know they are supposed to be horrible but I find it difficul to imagine anything worse than a movie like DRAGON.

Oh my god, you bought that drink coaster too?

In my defense it was only $1.

I suspected it would be bad but I had no idea how bad.

Torgo · February 17, 2009, 05:51:42 PM

"It's spelled Uwe, not Ewe!"

Ewe Boll is a blight.

Who else has been subjected to this POS? "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale"

Javakoala