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Started by Doggett, February 10, 2009, 11:08:23 AM

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Doc Daneeka

#30
February 18, 2009, 04:02:12 PM
Quote from: doggett on February 18, 2009, 02:42:42 PM
Jon Voight Vs. Christopher Walken.
Voight. Gotta go for the underdog. :wink:

Killdozer (The real-life one piloted by Heemayer) or Robosaur?

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Derf

#31
February 18, 2009, 04:11:28 PM
Carnosaur vs. Gwangi
Burger King vs. Ronald McDonald
Buffy vs. Van Helsing
Joe vs. the Volcano
Hulk Hogan vs. Lou Thesz
Babe the pig vs. Wilbur the pig
Mr. Ed vs. Francis the talking mule
Harry Potter vs. Chrestomanci
Merlin vs. Dumbledore
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

CaptnTripps

#32
February 18, 2009, 07:23:42 PM
Chuck Norris Vs. Jack Bauer


                                         VS.

"Look at this! It bit me, i've been savaged"

meQal

#33
February 18, 2009, 07:33:26 PM
Quote from: CaptnTripps on February 18, 2009, 07:23:42 PM
Chuck Norris Vs. Jack Bauer

That's easy, Chuck Norris. What it take Jack Bauer to do in 24 hours, Chuck Norris can do in 24 milliseconds and still have time left to build an entire neighborhood for Habitat for Humanity.
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Doggett

#34
February 18, 2009, 07:50:15 PM
Quote from: Derf on February 18, 2009, 04:11:28 PM
Buffy vs. Van Helsing

Which Buffy ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Derf

#35
February 18, 2009, 08:52:04 PM
Quote from: doggett on February 18, 2009, 07:50:15 PM
Quote from: Derf on February 18, 2009, 04:11:28 PM
Buffy vs. Van Helsing

Which Buffy ?

Let's utilize the movie Buffy (Kristy Swanson).
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

ds21

#36
February 18, 2009, 09:22:05 PM
Quote from: meQal on February 10, 2009, 12:52:28 PM
Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking.

EPIC LULZ!
I am David
David I am

Making the world a little more random since 1989.

Rev. Powell

#37
February 18, 2009, 11:55:36 PM
Quote from: ds21 on February 18, 2009, 09:22:05 PM
Quote from: meQal on February 10, 2009, 12:52:28 PM
Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking.

EPIC LULZ!

Yes, a funny answer, but he's WRONG.  Thread would win.  It's "a" (one) general vs. thread (not "a" thread or "some" thread, but all thread).  There are easily several thousands metric tons of thread in the universe, which when piled atop a general would easily crush him into a fine paste.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Doggett

#38
February 19, 2009, 01:20:12 PM
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ds21

#39
February 20, 2009, 11:46:44 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 18, 2009, 11:55:36 PM
Quote from: ds21 on February 18, 2009, 09:22:05 PM
Quote from: meQal on February 10, 2009, 12:52:28 PM
Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking.

EPIC LULZ!

Yes, a funny answer, but he's WRONG.  Thread would win.  It's "a" (one) general vs. thread (not "a" thread or "some" thread, but all thread).  There are easily several thousands metric tons of thread in the universe, which when piled atop a general would easily crush him into a fine paste.

true...true...
I am David
David I am

Making the world a little more random since 1989.

ds21

#40
February 20, 2009, 11:52:45 AM
Quote from: CaptnTripps on February 18, 2009, 07:23:42 PM
Chuck Norris Vs. Jack Bauer


                                         VS.



I do not understand why Jack Bauer would even be considered a MATCH for Chuck Norris... it takes all of Bauer's intellect and strength to accomplish what Chuck Norris could do with a withering look and a roundhouse kick. 


I mean...just look at the pics...

I am David
David I am

Making the world a little more random since 1989.

CaptnTripps

#41
February 20, 2009, 06:50:31 PM Last Edit: February 20, 2009, 08:07:29 PM by CaptnTripps
Quote from: ds21 on February 20, 2009, 11:52:45 AM
Quote from: CaptnTripps on February 18, 2009, 07:23:42 PM
Chuck Norris Vs. Jack Bauer


                                         VS.



I do not understand why Jack Bauer would even be considered a MATCH for Chuck Norris... it takes all of Bauer's intellect and strength to accomplish what Chuck Norris could do with a withering look and a roundhouse kick. 


I mean...just look at the pics...





I disagree, being a huge chuck norris fan, Id still say it would be a good fight, Chucks unflailing martial arts skills, and Jacks immensegovt. training makes for a good fight. Yes Chuck is a bad mofo, but so is Jack.I gotta go for the underdog. just watch him interrogate Chunk. :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxeJr6j75NM



"Look at this! It bit me, i've been savaged"

Doggett

#42
February 20, 2009, 06:54:59 PM
Jude Law Vs Orlando Bloom.

It's a tough call, they're both equally dull...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

CaptnTripps

#43
February 20, 2009, 07:57:04 PM
Quote from: doggett on February 20, 2009, 06:54:59 PM
Jude Law Vs Orlando Bloom.

It's a tough call, they're both equally dull...

Id root for Jude Law!
"Look at this! It bit me, i've been savaged"

Doggett

#44
February 23, 2009, 11:29:02 AM
High School Musical Vs. Grease
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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