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You know you're a bad movie lover when:

Started by Jack, February 27, 2009, 12:21:25 PM

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46. You consider "exploitation" to be a genre that gets a bad wrap by "mainstream" folks.

47. You can break the "exploitation" genre down into more than a dozen sub-categories, and NONE of them include "sexploitation".  (Try it, it's fun!)   :teddyr:

48.  You've never heard of "Hellraisers" but have the first three Hellraiser movies on 'bootleg' DVD, and bought them BEFORE they were ever officially on DVD.

49. You own ELIVRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK on it's official DVD AND a bootleg copy.
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50. You wish Peter Jackson should go back to making movies like his best three, which also happen to be his FIRST three.

51. You have your own system of categorizing your movies, and the genre include "Zombie", "Troma" "Bela", "Blaxploitation", or "Kaiju". Double so if you have them broken into different types of giant animals, such as "Giant Insect", "Giant Fish", "Giant Lizard", "Giant Snake"

52. Many of the movies you have in your Netflix Queue have a long wait, not because they are new and popular, but because they are so obscure Netflix only has one or two copies.
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53. You look like me  :teddyr:

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54  On Saturdays you feel a part of you is missing when you can't find awful kung fu flicks to watch after cartoons. 
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55) You can sing the theme to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" off the top of you head.

56) You grade the look of blood and organs in slasher movies.

57) You willing track down a bootleg copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special

58) You are overcome with a desire to buy a film as soon as you hear that it's writer, producer, director, and lead are all the same person
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59.Your step son's buddy with the two-tone mohawk and body piercings thinks your weird.
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60) You think Jon Mikl Thor has the best hair in the galaxy

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61.)  You've seen Linnea Quigley's exposed breasts in at least 5 different movies. 
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61.) You can name reasons why Manos: Hands of Fate is a genuinely better film than Rear Window

62.) You think The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is the best entry in the series, followed by part 4

63.) You watch movies where mostly nothing happens, multiple times, giggling like a lark

64.) You can find redeeming value in each Puppet Master installment

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Quote from: The DarkSider on March 01, 2009, 09:04:29 AM
61.)  You've seen Linnea Quigley's exposed breasts in at least 5 different movies. 

66. You buy movies just for Linnea Quigley's breasts.   :tongueout:

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67.) You often do character mashups in your head and wonder who would win in a fight.
(Example: Helen Keller vs. The Evil Dead)


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68.) You've seen Linnea Quigley topless more than you've seen your significant other topless.

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Quote from: meQal on March 01, 2009, 02:54:30 AM
55) You can sing the theme to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" off the top of you head.

70) Your family and you actually sing this song while backpacking, (It sounds better than "Happy Wanderer")
       and you don't care who hears you.

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Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 01, 2009, 09:07:34 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 01, 2009, 09:04:29 AM
61.)  You've seen Linnea Quigley's exposed breasts in at least 5 different movies. 

66. You buy movies just for Linnea Quigley's breasts.   :tongueout:

I don't have any films of her...
Can someone recommend some ?
                                             

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