Circus Circus is missing, where do you think he is?

[ghouck]

Didn't he mention he got together with some woman recently?  They can be pretty time consuming.  Make you forget about the important things in life, like chatting on the internet about awful movies, and video games!

So he's cheating on us with another board AND a woman? Sounds like we need to domestic violence him up a bit.

[WingedSerpent]

HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! RUN!!!!!

[schmendrik]

Didn't he mention he got together with some woman recently?  They can be pretty time consuming.  Make you forget about the important things in life, like chatting on the internet about awful movies, and video games!

Yeah, so I was strongly leaning toward "woke up married" but ultimately decided on "woke up superglued to an inanimate object".

"Jail" was also a strong contender. I envisioned an epic week-long bender, possibly including one or more marriages.

It was tough making that decision.

[ghouck]

I actually thought of splitting it up between "Woke up married (Woman)" and "Woke up Married (Transvestite)", but didn't want to alienate him.

[Joe the Destroyer]

This isn't like Mario is Missing, is it?  Circus, please don't make me jump my way through a mock platformer, answering cultural questions hither and yon.

[Doggett]

Maybe he was never real in the first place...
We've all been having a group hallucination 

[ghouck]

But, , Circus was the only person we know that had access to drugs good enough to cause such an elaborate hallucination. It's a logical paradox. . .

[Doggett]

But, , Circus was the only person we know that had access to drugs good enough to cause such an elaborate hallucination. It's a logical paradox. . .

Man, you're right...

[JJ80]

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?

[ghouck]

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?

I sure hope not, else there very well may be a bunch of little clownlings running around that are old enough to drive a car or even buy booze. Quick, someone go look through back-issues of the tabloid magazines for evidence.

[indianasmith]

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?

Must . . . find . . . that . . . portal!!!!

[Ash]

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpyT4pc_0ak

[Doggett]

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?

A bullet to the head is just as good...apparently. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIdE-BFgMZA

Could it have happened to Circus ?!

[AndyC]

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?

Maybe he wandered into an old police box and disappeared. That has been known to happen in Britain. He'll travel around for a bit, fight some Daleks, then settle down in the 80s as a roadie for Iron Maiden and forget all about us.

I suppose that counts as abducted by aliens.

[WingedSerpent]

Jail
Woke up hung over and lost
Woke up hung over and MARRIED
Woke up hung over and superglued to something stationary
Got injured doing something heroic
Got injured doing something stupid
Went on a world tour as a one-man-band
Got 'Drafted' by a death-metal band
Joined the Peace Corps
Is excuting a plot to take over a small country
Went on vacation
Got lucky at the bar a few nights ago and is still "tied up" at the moment (litterally)
Got amnesia
Is faking amnesia in order to get free food at the hospital
Abducted by aliens
Went on a drive-by and caught one in the bo-bo
Other


You just described my first trip to Vegas