Film Quote of the Day

[Doggett]

"Two things I always carry are Tampax and Ringdings"

The Stepford Wives

[InformationGeek]

Claire Wellington: I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?"  Connecticut!"

The Stepford Wives (2004 Remake)

[AndyC]

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does."

- Captain Spaulding, Animal Crackers

[Hammock Rider]

"You can call me Dad, you can call me Father, you can call me Jacob and you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty old son-of-a-b***h, but if you EVER call me Daddy again, I'll finish this fight."


John wayne as Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles...Big Jake

[Dennis]

Alan Seitz -  "Oh don't worry Ivan, it's just your foot. See, this is what we in the bureau call an extremity shot. Generally the victim survives. They don't do so well with what we call a torso shot."

Pat Greer -   "So what do you think, Ivan? Would you like to experience a torso shot?"


F.B.I. agents in "Big Trouble"

[InformationGeek]

"Truth, you know you're strong. You're pretty and you're smart, and they hate you for it. It makes them insecure. But if you chop off your hair, and destroy your body, and dumb down your score....all you've done is become weak, ugly, and stupid. And that's not you."

Unknown Person

From Odd Girl Out (2005)

[Rev. Powell]

BLIND GIRL: "I'll never have to see ugliness... or war... or poverty... or pollution... or the Chevrolet Nova."

TOXIC AVENGER 3

[Cthulhu]

Johnny: I think you are just a big bully, picking on those smaller than you are!
Ro-Man: Now I will kill you.
Robot monster

[Doggett]

"Welcome to the party, pal !"

Die Hard

[Doggett]

"We gonna need some more FBI guys"

Die Hard

[Saucerman]

"Professor LoooOOOOOooooove-craft!"

Angie Lem, PTERODACTYL (2005)

[metalmonster]

"we can eat their brains after we repair the ship"



- Attack Of The Monsters

[Hammock Rider]

Dr. Peter Venkman: "Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries."

[Rev. Powell]

STU: "You're literally too stupid to insult."
ALAN: "Thank you."

--THE HANGOVER

[AndyC]

Rufus T. Firefly: "Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth."

Chicolini: "Tell you what I'll do; I'll take five and ten in Woolworth."

- Duck Soup