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Started by Doggett, June 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM

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Javakoala

#450
July 17, 2009, 11:03:29 PM
Fontanel, but don't press too hard.

Did your mother tell you THAT was acceptable behavior?

Doggett

#451
July 18, 2009, 01:11:13 PM
Did your mother say that tone of voice is acceptable ?





I'm hungry, can you cook me dinner ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

JJ80

#452
July 18, 2009, 04:29:16 PM
Yes but only if you hunt for the main course yourself down the woods.

Do you think I came up the Clyde on a bike?

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Mr. DS

#453
July 18, 2009, 08:59:20 PM
Yes but I am lacking the photographic evidence currently.

Did Al Gore really invent the internet?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Derf

#454
July 18, 2009, 09:30:41 PM
As surely as Michael Moore is an unbiased documentary filmmaker.

Who left this cake out in the rain?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Javakoala

#455
July 18, 2009, 11:20:25 PM
Julia Child. But she has an excuse.  She's dead.

Does your girlfriend know what you did with that goat before you cooked it for her dinner?

Allhallowsday

#456
July 18, 2009, 11:53:09 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on July 18, 2009, 11:20:25 PM
Julia Child. But she has an excuse.  She's dead.

Does your girlfriend know what you did with that goat before you cooked it for her dinner?
Naaaah!

Does everybody hate Microsoft?
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Dendog21

#457
July 19, 2009, 12:02:17 AM
only the people that know other operating systems exist



If there were a gay man humping your leg would you let him stay or would you beat him off?

Doggett

#458
July 19, 2009, 05:04:40 AM
Erm...when you say "beat him off"...??? :bluesad:




What's the time, Mr. Wolf ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Derf

#459
July 19, 2009, 08:33:50 AM
It's Howdy Doody time! It's Howdy Doody time!



When selling sea shells by the sea shore, should she sell sale sea shells or simply sumptuous sea shells?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Mr. DS

#460
July 19, 2009, 08:30:37 PM
I'm not sure although you could ask Peter Piper as long as he isn't picking a peck of pickled peppers.

Will Tim Burton ever direct a film that doesn't look ridiculously Gothic?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

#461
July 19, 2009, 08:35:23 PM
Only if he discovers how cool the Victorian era really was!




So, is that the hilt of your sword, or are you just glad to see me?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Derf

#462
July 19, 2009, 09:24:58 PM
I'm glad to see that that's the hilt of my sword.


Do I need call the Waaaaaambulance?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Leah

#463
July 19, 2009, 09:57:56 PM
Only if you got a paper cut.


Why is it that a bad movie seems good?
yeah no.

Rev. Powell

#464
July 20, 2009, 11:47:18 AM
Typically one of two reasons: alcohol, or boobies.

Is a cancer-infected venomous snake really any scarier than a non-cancer-infected venomous snake?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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