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Mr. DS

#465
July 20, 2009, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 20, 2009, 11:47:18 AM
Typically one of two reasons: alcohol, or boobies.

Is a cancer-infected venomous snake really any scarier than a non-cancer-infected venomous snake?

If they're smoking Camel non-filters...yes.

Who is the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Rev. Powell

#466
July 21, 2009, 10:56:51 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on July 20, 2009, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 20, 2009, 11:47:18 AM
Typically one of two reasons: alcohol, or boobies.

Is a cancer-infected venomous snake really any scarier than a non-cancer-infected venomous snake?

If they're smoking Camel non-filters...yes.

Who is the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air?

The throne has sat vacant since 1996 when Will Smith abdicated the title so he could become the Filthy Rich Duke of Blockbuster Video Rentals.

Isn't it about time for Martin Scorcese to do another black comedy?

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

hellbilly

#467
July 21, 2009, 05:14:24 PM
I think he's waiting to see how Tyler Perry's white comedy turns out first.

Why are so many people following Ashton Kutcher on twitter?

Flangepart

#468
July 21, 2009, 05:52:08 PM
To better plan the hit. He'll never see it comming.




Why did Godzilla cross the road?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Derf

#469
July 21, 2009, 11:09:58 PM
To get to the other side of Tokyo.


Do I need to open a can of Whoopa$$ on you?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#470
July 22, 2009, 08:31:24 AM
No, it now comes in convenient resealable packets.


What does V'Ger want with the creator?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

hellbilly

#471
July 22, 2009, 11:59:41 AM
To dance.

Why does Cameron Diaz refuse to appear in a remake of The Sound Of Music?

Derf

#472
July 22, 2009, 03:10:19 PM
Because she doesn't want to associate with anyone who would cast her in a remake of The Sound of Music.


How many pecks in a bushel?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

venomx

#473
July 22, 2009, 03:23:13 PM
About 72 – 84.

Why can't MechaGodzilla defeat Godzilla?

Flangepart

#474
July 22, 2009, 05:41:30 PM
Quote from: venomx on July 22, 2009, 03:23:13 PM
About 72 – 84.

Why can't MechaGodzilla defeat Godzilla?
You kidding? Have you seen ths size of those feet?



How do you Armadillo?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

AndyC

#475
July 22, 2009, 07:03:18 PM
Give it a gun.


Who wants gum?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

#476
July 23, 2009, 03:20:14 AM
Please put that back under your shoe and don't offer it to me again.

Who watches the Watchmen?

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Derf

#477
July 23, 2009, 08:39:03 AM
Hopefully not enough for them to make a sequel.


Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#478
July 23, 2009, 09:19:35 AM
No, I'm more of a winters night...



How many arms do you have ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Flangepart

#479
July 24, 2009, 05:56:37 PM
Depends on when I last juggled chainsaws.



How do you make duck soup?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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