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LilCerberus

#30
July 02, 2009, 02:19:26 AM
"I'll bet the Eight Ball didn't see that one comin'." - Bart Simpson
"Even I think this is stupid." - Homer Simpson

Neil - I thought we should have some sort of floral tribute, but all I could find was this carrot... So I borrowed Rick's byro, & I wrote something, "Sorry about everything being a bit of a bummer, you know, what with you dying & everything. Still, things could've been worse. You could've been me, & eneded up having a really bad time all the time", signed Niel.
Mike - That's very touching, Niel. - The Young Ones

We have enough food & supplies to last thirty thousand years, but there's only one After Eight mint left, and everyone's too polite to take it. - Holly, Red Dwarf
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

InformationGeek

#31
July 02, 2009, 11:02:15 AM
Lisa Simpson: (To Homer as he trying putting a stake in the vampire's heart) Umm... dad, that's his crotch.

[TV Show: Psych]
Gus: (as he and Shawn are approaching a house) How should we introduce ourselves? Don't say psychic! They'll shut you off. Say something big like alternative tactic division.

Shawn: How about the bureau of magic and spell casting?
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

WingedSerpent

#32
July 02, 2009, 09:18:14 PM Last Edit: July 05, 2009, 12:46:17 PM by WingedSerpent
"Bite my shiny metal @$$"-Bender form Futurama

"She died doing what she loved-commiting suicide"
Conan'OBrien on Andy Ricter controls the Universe

"I woke up with a clown's hand, inside my pants.  That's what I did today"
Willam Murderface on Metalocalypse
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Rev. Powell

#33
July 03, 2009, 10:20:56 AM
Quote from: WingedSerpent on July 02, 2009, 09:18:14 PM

"I woke up with a clown's hand, inside my pants.  That's what I did today"
Willam Murderface on Metalocalypse

I thought that quote was from DarkSider, discussing the time he met Circus.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ghouck

#34
July 03, 2009, 04:28:30 PM
From NewsRadio: Joe: "I put all emergency numbers on speed dial for the entire phone system. Instead of dialing 9-1-1, you dial Star-5-3"
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

InformationGeek

#35
July 03, 2009, 05:12:06 PM Last Edit: July 03, 2009, 06:07:33 PM by InformationGeek
From The Simpsons
Homer: "Our group needs a name that evokes America's proud history of citizens rising up to defend our way of life."
Cletus: "The Klan?"
Homer: "Well, there are no bad ideas, but let's keep trying."
Cletus: "The Nazis?"
Homer: "Okay, you stop trying."

From School Rumble
Yakumo: Oh well, life goes on.
Tenma: The hell it does!
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

AndyC

#36
July 03, 2009, 09:20:17 PM
From Newsradio, Bill explains his love of vending machine sandwiches:

"I'll admit they're not what you would call conventionally tasty. I guess they just remind me of the sandwiches my mom used to make. She used to make a month's worth in advance and put them in a box for me out in the porch. She was quite a woman."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Dennis

#37
July 04, 2009, 11:15:34 AM
I hate to interrupt, but we have bigger issues at hand. Time is unraveling. The laws of physics are breaking down. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's the kind of thing that's not gonna stop at the city limits, is it?

Henry Deacon "Eureka"

Eric, bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass.

Red Foreman "That 70's Show"

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

ghouck

#38
July 04, 2009, 06:59:52 PM Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 07:09:24 PM by ghouck
From "The Venture Bros":

Phantom Limb: "What were we supposed to do? You eviscerated and sodomized Vince Neil on national television."
King Gorilla: "I only sodomized half of him."


The Monarch: "You know that sick deformed slob, , , you know he was pounding his invisible meat. . "


Doc Venture: "I just found out my nipples work as a team."


Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

LilCerberus

#39
July 04, 2009, 09:08:22 PM
From Married With Children:

Bud Bundy - You see, dad, there's just one small problem. When you take a gallon of knowledge, & try & poor it into a shotglass of a brain, it's obvious a little something will need to be sacrificed.

Al Bundy - You see that cockroach over there?
Peggy Bundy - That one?
Al Bundy - No, that one... Well, either of the two...

Al Bundy - You saw the aliens, didn't ya' Buck?
Buck the Dog - Yeah, right. Mad men, they lock up. Mad dogs, they shoot.

Sticky the Clown - You've obviously mistaken me for a clown who gives a damn!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

InformationGeek

#40
July 17, 2009, 05:57:46 PM
Homer: Oh come on, I bet your husband does stupid stuff all the time!

Nun: (angrily) I'm married to Jesus!

Homer: Yeah, and I'm married to Wonder Woman...
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Doggett

#41
July 18, 2009, 08:45:24 AM
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

#42
July 23, 2009, 08:41:25 PM
"Love is that special relationship between my dog's butt and the carpet."
-Wonder Showzen
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

#43
July 25, 2009, 12:43:33 PM
(As two scientists who have too much time on their hands)

Frankie: (as Scientist 1) Shall we have a go at curing cancer?
Frankie: (as Scientist 2) No, I'm going to see how many Fruit Pastiles it takes to choke a kestral.

-Mock The Week

ghouck

#44
July 31, 2009, 02:13:18 PM
Kid interviewing Pageant contestant: "Do you drop a deuce before you go out on stage"
Contestant: "Not in this dress I don't"

-Wonder Showzen
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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