Film Quote of the Day

[Psycho Circus]

"We're gonna nail that guy, then we're gonna go eat fish off those naked chicks!"

-Showdown In Little Tokyo

[p1zl3]

Ishmael: "You should try to quit [smoking]. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process..."
Roy: "Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke!"

--Kingpin, 1996

[Dennis]

Was that a goat?

Officier Kramitz - Big Trouble

[ghouck]

"I want to be rich and famous, I'm already good looking"

Hollywood Knights

[Rev. Powell]

From the "my, how times have changed" file:

DETECTIVE: Alice, will you marry me?
ALICE: What for?
DETECTIVE: So I can beat you.  It's the only way I can get you out of here.

--BLACK DRAGONS (1942)

[InformationGeek]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery but, today is a gift, that is why it is called present.

From Kung Fu Panda (2008)

[Psycho Circus]

"Don't rush me, Brady. Timing's got to be primo."

-Halloween 4

[ghouck]

"I've had this taste in my mouth before"

Mrs Freedman -Hollywood Knights.

[metalmonster]

CHEMIST:"When The Two Chemicals Are Mixed Together In The Exact Ratio They Form A Liquid Fertilizer , It's As Clear As Water But You Wouldn't Want To Smell It"
FRIDAY: "Why Is That?"
CHEMIST: "it burns the eyes , lungs and throat causing vomiting and if continuously inhaled it causes death"
STREBECK: "oh sort of like your aftershave Friday"


-From The Movie DRAGNET

[ghouck]

"Hee grabz zit wiss hiss DEEK!"

- Hollywood Knights

[BTM]

[Hallenbeck and Dix are trying to tell the bodyguards in a car about a bomb]
Joe Hallenbeck: Now what are you doing?
Jimmy Dix: I'm drawing them a picture.
Joe Hallenbeck: What's that?
Jimmy Dix: It's a bomb.
Joe Hallenbeck: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. What are they gonna say, "don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit"?
Jimmy Dix: Do you want to draw the damn thing?
[Dix shows Hallenbeck the draw of a bomb with "bom" written below]
Jimmy Dix: Happy?
Joe Hallenbeck: Are you kidding me?
Jimmy Dix: [shows the drawing to the bodyguards] Always criticizing my s**t. I can't do nothing right.
Jimmy Dix: [the bodyguards shoot at them] Oh, s**t!
Joe Hallenbeck: I forgot to tell you. "Bom" means "f**k you" in Polish.
Jimmy Dix: Hey, that's not funny, man. I almost bought it there!
Joe Hallenbeck: Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.
              -The Last Boy Scout
         

[ghouck]

"Not LATE Mother, LAID. The past participle of the verb "to lay". Mother, I am going to screw someone. . . Now, I just have to figure out how."

Dudley -Hollywood Knights

[lester1/2jr]

"Don't pay me, pay the bartender you ridiculous douche" -Porky in " Porky's "

[ghouck]

"He's going to FART the song!!"

The Ironbox Twins -Hollywood Knights

[indianasmith]

"A people should know when they are beaten."

"Would you, Quintus?  Would I?"

Decius Maximus in GLADIATOR