If you were a character in a slasher movie...

[Derf]

According to a FaceBook quiz, I'd survive, so it must be true.

Seriously (we're talking about surviving in a slasher movie, and I try to get serious?), I wouldn't be getting lucky in the woods; instead, I'd be getting a friend speech somewhere. Also, I'm pretty sure I'd survive since I don't camp. Or live in a big city. Or live anywhere near a mental hospital. Or attend slumber parties, Halloween parties in spooky, abandoned houses, or live over an Indian burial ground.

I think I'd probably just bore the psycho killer to death and triumph.

[Nukie 2]

What a boring slasher movie this is, so far no one gets killed in the beginning, and most end up surviving...come on!

[Rev. Powell]

What a boring slasher movie this is, so far no one gets killed in the beginning, and most end up surviving...come on!

OK, I'll change my vote to "killed in the beginning," but I'm going to need more money up front to compensate for the fact that I won't be in the sequels.  Contact my agent. 

[meQal]

What a boring slasher movie this is, so far no one gets killed in the beginning, and most end up surviving...come on!

Maybe it's a spoof of a slasher film like Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth. Instead of the slasher killing everyone, they all die or escape in some way which leaves the slasher considering a career change.

[venomx]

  @ Burgomaster.

[Nukie 2]

What a boring slasher movie this is, so far no one gets killed in the beginning, and most end up surviving...come on!

OK, I'll change my vote to "killed in the beginning," but I'm going to need more money up front to compensate for the fact that I won't be in the sequels.  Contact my agent. 

You have an agent  ! I guess that'll make you the star!

[2xSlick]

If it was a slasher flick, I'd be one of the first to die. My Fight or Flight response is set on Fight, but my lack of phyiscal or martial prowess means that I'll  probably try to fist fight a knife-wielding maniac and end up getting stabbed in the face. I might last a couple extra seconds if the slasher is succeptable to groin injuries.

If it's supernatural critters I make it to the halfway point when I shoot the damn things, only to find out they're playing dead. I then get stabbed in the face with my own gun.

Regular monsters,dinosaurs and the like, I make it towards the end but then run out of bullets and then get a talon in the face.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that horror movies don't like my face.

[Doggett]

I don't smoke or drink.
I've never taken anything illegal.
Sex does happen every once in a while but I'd defiantly live. All the cool intresting people die first and us dull, boring, people stay on till the end.

[Doc Daneeka]

I would have said some time back that I'd get killed at the beginning but my personality has developed since then :P

...I say I fall into the "dumbass-nerd-archtype", which, depending on the type of film and my mood, could land me anywhere: If I happen to be Randy Meeks or the film's director in a cameo (Which I am not), I'll survive. If not I'll more than likely get killed somewhere in the rising action after making some stupid joke, or as part of the "final gang".