Film Quote of the Day

[BTM]

Gayle Sweeny: I know why you are here, so don't BS a BSer, Ok? Your "Presence" here, court ordered.
Danny: Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you implying that we aren't here?


Gayle Sweeny: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bulls**t and Dr. I'm-full-of-s**t?
Wheeler: In what way are we full of s**t?
Danny: Which one of us has the Ph.D?

-Role Models

[AndyC]

"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it, but don't do it."

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit

[Rev. Powell]

"Using the concept 'sick' to minimize and disparage draws a veil across a reality which you are in no position to interpret." 

--Dee Snider in STRANGELAND, leaving open the possibility that we are in a position to interpret the concept 'stupid'

[metalmonster]

GUY ON THE PHONE : "She Even Gave Me A Blumpkin!"
KUMAR : "What's A Blumpkin?"
GUY ON THE PHONE : "That's When A Girl Gives You Head While You're On The Toilet Taking A S**t!"



-From HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY

[Mr. DS]

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
Batman

[ghouck]

"I'm a PIMP, , and Pimps don't commit suicide. . "

-Southland Tales

[Doggett]

"I'm a PIMP, , and Pimps don't commit suicide. . "

-Southland Tales

Someone check on ghouck !

He hasn't made a Hollywood Knights quote !
I'm worried about him !

[ghouck]

"It does have a little WANG in it, , good though, mind if I have some more? "
Officer Bimbo, after drinking punch that had been peed in

-The Hollywood Knights

[Rev. Powell]

MAN: Is it possible, doctor, for a man to be normal, say, for 2 or 3 months at a time, then go totally insane for an hour or two?
PSYCHIATRIST: Yes, quite common.

--Invisible Ghost

[BTM]

"He's got syphilis of the brain!"
   -Motel Hell

[Saucerman]

"I'm a Derek, Dereks don't run."
--BAD TASTE

[BTM]

"If only my life could be more like the movies. I want an angel to swoop down to me like he does to Jimmy Stewart in "It's a Wonderful Life" and talk me out of suicide. I've always waited for that one moment of truth to set me free and change my life forever. but he won't come. it doesn't happen that way. "
       -Prozac Nation

[Cthulhu]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

They live

[BTM]

Lorne Lutch: You look like a nice enough fella. What are you doing working for these a***oles?
Nick Naylor: I'm good at it. Better at doing this than I ever was at doing anything else.
Lorne Lutch: Aw, hell, son. I was good at shooting VC. I didn't make it my career.

    -Thank You For Smoking

[Rev. Powell]

DR. CALIGARI: "Your wife has a disease of the libido."
MR. VAN HOUTEN: "Speak American!"

--DR. CALIGARI