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Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan

Started by Fausto, September 06, 2009, 12:33:37 AM

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meQal

Quote from: SkullBat308 on September 07, 2009, 03:39:26 AM
Any director, actor or writer on the disney channel or movies :hatred:
Well said. Especially Mily Cyrus.
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

metalmonster

Who Ever Writes All The Terrible Shows For FOX NETWORK



24
FRINGE
DOLLHOUSE
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
.....and Many More






Satan Has To Be Somehow Involved With Keeping These Crappy Shows On The Air


Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Caronte


SkullBat308

The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft

WilliamWeird1313

Quote from: voltron on September 06, 2009, 07:51:37 AM
Will Smith



No. Even Satan was peeved about I Am Legend. I don't know what arcane, dark magicks Will Smith uses, but it is far beyond that of even the Prince of Lies himself.

Tremble.


"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Caronte

Quote from: metalmonster on September 07, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Who Ever Writes All The Terrible Shows For FOX NETWORK



24
FRINGE
DOLLHOUSE
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
.....and Many More

wait, wait, wait...fringe is written by J.J. Abrams...do we talk about lost?

WilliamWeird1313

Quote from: Caronte on September 08, 2009, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: metalmonster on September 07, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Who Ever Writes All The Terrible Shows For FOX NETWORK



24
FRINGE
DOLLHOUSE
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
.....and Many More

wait, wait, wait...fringe is written by J.J. Abrams...do we talk about lost?


I hereby submit J.J. Abrams, officially, to this thread.

God, I hate that guy.

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

3mnkids

Tom Cruise
Mark Wahlberg~ I hate to add his name because he is so hot but, he can't act and he isn't shirtless in enough of his movies to make up for it. 
Helena Bonham Carter
M. Night Shyamalan
Lindsay Lohan
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

metalmonster

Steven Seagal Probably Won A Bet Against Satan Over A Cheeseburger Eating Contest To Keep His Movie Career And His Music Career Going



........You Didn't Know He Has A Music Career?........Neither Did I Until About Ten Minutes Ago!



metalmonster

I Just Wanted To Add Sylvia Browne Real Quick



If You Don't Know Who Sylvia Browne Is.....She Is A Fake Psychic Who Pops Up On Television Every Once In A While


How She Keeps Getting On TV Has To Be The Devil's Work!



voltron

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on September 08, 2009, 09:28:36 AM
Quote from: voltron on September 06, 2009, 07:51:37 AM
Will Smith



No. Even Satan was peeved about I Am Legend. I don't know what arcane, dark magicks Will Smith uses, but it is far beyond that of even the Prince of Lies himself.

Tremble.

The thing I hate about Will Smith is that he's a total one note actor. From his G rated rap career, to his Fresh Prince schtick which followed him into quite a bit of his films ("Aw HELL no"), whoever keeps giving him leading roles should be shot. Or at least beaten severely. And his wife Jada has to be the most annoying woman I've ever encountered.
"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall