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the ghoul

#45
July 31, 2009, 10:10:06 PM
"This is the place where my incestors... er...I mean ancestors are buried."   
               -Roger Collins from Dark Shadows

InformationGeek

#46
August 01, 2009, 09:06:38 AM
Grissom (to murderer who refered to the victim as retarded): The definition of the word 'retard' is to hinder or hold back. I'm afraid your life is about to become 'retarded.'

From CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Doggett

#47
August 05, 2009, 01:22:30 PM
"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

#48
August 05, 2009, 10:36:29 PM
"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!"
-Beavis and Butthead
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

AndyC

#49
August 05, 2009, 11:02:27 PM
"Right, so let's check into zoos, animal shows, circuses, anywhere an Eastern European with bad teeth could have access to an ape."

Horatio Caine, CSI Miami
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

LilCerberus

#50
August 06, 2009, 12:21:04 PM
"I don't need pants to be foolish!"
- Bob Sagget, America's funniest home videos
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Doggett

#51
August 07, 2009, 04:39:31 AM
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

#52
September 07, 2009, 01:53:42 PM
"Mickey Mouse has a gay DOG?"

-Jessica Tate, SOAP
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

#53
September 07, 2009, 02:11:42 PM
"I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back. I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack. I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch. I've seen her on her stupid couch. I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife."


-Al Bundy, Married With Children

LilCerberus

#54
September 07, 2009, 08:40:28 PM
The Tick - "Aurthur! I've just made an amazing discovery; We're Jewish!"

Aurthur - "No, I'm Jewish. My sister is Jewish. Dinosaur Neil is Jewish. You're blueish."
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Leah

#55
September 07, 2009, 08:50:00 PM
from the Simpsons:
Lisa:"one of you said nasty things about the other."
Lenny and Carol:" He Did?!" 'punches each other' :teddyr:
yeah no.

Doggett

#56
September 08, 2009, 06:42:09 AM Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 06:45:57 AM by doggett
Quote from: AndyC on August 05, 2009, 11:02:27 PM
"Right, so let's check into zoos, animal shows, circuses, anywhere an Eastern European with bad teeth could have access to an ape."

Horatio Caine, CSI Miami

Is this before of after he puts his hands on his hips and looks off into the distance...and was it a putting on the sun glasses in a overly dramatic way or taking the sun glasses of in 'this is a important moment' kinda way....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of4Nyv_3FTY&feature=related

The guy is a walking parody !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeyWvo1rNg&feature=related
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#57
September 08, 2009, 08:53:18 AM
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

WilliamWeird1313

#58
September 08, 2009, 02:16:48 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on August 01, 2009, 09:06:38 AM
Grissom (to murderer who refered to the victim as retarded): The definition of the word 'retard' is to hinder or hold back. I'm afraid your life is about to become 'retarded.'

From CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.


That might actually be the single worst piece of television writing I have ever heard of in my entire life.


"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Doggett

#59
September 08, 2009, 03:09:10 PM
Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on September 08, 2009, 02:16:48 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on August 01, 2009, 09:06:38 AM
Grissom (to murderer who refered to the victim as retarded): The definition of the word 'retard' is to hinder or hold back. I'm afraid your life is about to become 'retarded.'

From CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.


That might actually be the single worst piece of television writing I have ever heard of in my entire life.


You've never seen 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps then.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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