Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater

[Jim H]

Heartbeat Detector.  Saw it as part of a film festival.  Terrible, and offensive, film. 

[BoyScoutKevin]

Not a name, but a number.

Having nothing better to do with my time, for the past 45 years, I have kept track of all the films, excluding only G-rated films, I've seen in a theater. As of this post, the number comes to 743 films. Of those, I disliked 276 of 'em, or 37.1467%. Those are the ones that I wish I had not seen in a theater.

[RCMerchant]

I AM LEGEND 
That was more depressing than FOR THE LOVE OF BENJI.

[Paquita]

House of 1000 Corpses  .

[JJ80]

The 1998 version of "Lost In Space".

[SPazzo]

Step Brothers, Will Ferrell just isn't funny.  The only reason I didn't walk out was because I was with friends.  Also Semi-Pro, that was terrible.  At least I can understand why people found Step Brothers funny, but with Semi-Pro, I have no idea where the humor is.

I regret ever giving Will Ferrell my money. 

[voltron]

Dracula: Dead And Loving It. My ex and I almost walked out.

[Bargle5]

"Neighbors" with Belushi and Ackroyd. I'm not joking when I say I already knew the payoff to every joke in the movie.  They were all given away in the TV promos.

[retrorussell]

Bean was painful.
The recent Friday The 13th remake was really, really bad.
I really disliked First Knight.  The fact that I don't like Richard Gere didn't help.

[SkullBat308]

That Dungeon Siege flick from Crap Meister General Uwe Boll(his official title), god what a waste of money

[akiratubo]

Kill Bill.

I would give anything not to have seen that movie.  Anything.

[Jaer]

The Blair Witch and The Ring.

I actually enjoyed both of these movies and found myself getting into both of them (most movies I can't muster even a little bit of suspense for), but the audience in both were awful!  

In Blair Witch, the dude next to me answered his phone and had a conversation and people kept yelling out during the movie.  During The Ring, for starters, a couple teenages sitting behind me got drunk and the girlfriend kept grumbling about not knowing what was going on and how her boyfriend promised to take her shopping. And a couple of jerks who had seen it already and were there again with a group of friends kept screaming out before things happened (in very fake, girly screams and "I can't look!" cries).

So I wish I hadn't seen these in the theater cause I would have enjoyed them more in the comfort of my own home.

[hellbilly]

Wallstreet (1987)

I actually went to the multiplex that day to watch Fatal Attraction but it was sold out. The only other movie playing at the same time that still had (plenty of) tickets left was Wallstreet. I didn't care about the praise it got, I still thought it was boring as hell. To make matters worse I could hear the Fatal Attraction audience reaction through the wall next to me. They were having a blast, I was stuck in boring blah hell.

[meQal]

The Lost World: Jurassic Park
I actually walked out of the theater and got a refund cause it was so bad. i swear who ever wrote that script read the Cliff Notes on the first half of the book then winged the rest by watching Carnasaur.

[retrorussell]

Hardly anyone I know didn't like Kill Bill.  Damn, I thought it was stupid.  Fortunately I only got ripped off with the cost of a DVD rental.

I saw Timerider a long time ago at the theater and spent half my time in the arcade because the movie was so painfully dull.

Urban Legends was really hard to sit through as well.  I didn't get up and leave but I nearly dozed off.