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Leah

#75
September 26, 2009, 09:42:12 AM
Why you little!-Homer Simpson
yeah no.

Psycho Circus

#76
September 26, 2009, 04:29:04 PM
"There's just one more thing..."

-Columbo

venomx

#77
September 27, 2009, 02:00:44 AM
I'm not sure why I'm telling you this, except that it's 7 a.m., and I've been drinking! -Narrator from Shin Chan

(taking tapes away from Hima) No, no, Hima. Those are tapes that Mommy and Daddy made and we can't afford the therapy you'd need if you ever saw them. -Mitsy from Shin Chan

(prescribing eye drops for Shin) These are made especially for children, so they really sting. -Doctor from Shin Chan

AndyC

#78
September 27, 2009, 08:56:41 PM Last Edit: September 28, 2009, 06:13:04 AM by AndyC
"Why does it say "Welcome to you are 'Doom!'"? What does that even mean, and why, for God's sake, is "Doom!" in quotes? Is this some sort of ironic doom? Is the wink implied?"

- Killface, Frisky Dingo
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

venomx

#79
September 27, 2009, 10:54:58 PM
Action Bastard I neeeeeed you!, Action Bastard I neeeeeed you! -Shin from Shin Chan

LilCerberus

#80
September 28, 2009, 01:34:04 AM
Get Smart
Sheik (referring to a stick of dynamite) - "This is a very noisy candle."
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Mr. DS

#81
September 28, 2009, 09:23:17 PM
"Whats all this? It like Darth Vadar's bathroom."

Michael Knight the first time in KITT 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AndyC

#82
September 29, 2009, 05:51:55 PM
"If you would, please draw a bath for our lovely guest here. And have this place decorpsed."

- Killface, Frisky Dingo
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

InformationGeek

#83
September 30, 2009, 10:06:08 AM
From Azumanga Daioh:

Osaka: I keep sinking!
Tomo: That's called not being unable to swim.

Osaka: I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face!

Tomo: Mr. Kimura, why did you become a teacher?
Kimura: Because I like high school girls, that's why!
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

ghouck

#84
September 30, 2009, 10:26:17 PM Last Edit: September 30, 2009, 10:32:05 PM by ghouck
"The dumpling is MINE!!"

-Squidbillies. . .

Or:

Pine cones go in here, party liqueurs come out here, and proceed to here (points towards mouth), fights begin, fingerprints are took, days are lost, bail is made, court dates ignored, cycle is repeated.

also Squidbillies.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

darthchicken

#85
October 01, 2009, 08:17:05 PM
Super Mario Brothers Super Show -
Mario: Koopas coming! Is everybody ready?
Luigi: Oh no Mario! You forgot your spaghetti!


Robot Chicken -
Freddy Krueger: Fedoras definitely don't go with sweaters honey.
"His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!" - James Madison

SkullBat308

#86
October 01, 2009, 10:00:57 PM
"Seinfeld, Four!" :bouncegiggle:
The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft

ghouck

#87
October 02, 2009, 11:28:24 AM
"I'm going to get a tattoo of a butt with a butt-shaped tattoo on it, and I'm going to get it on my butt!"

Beavis and Butthead.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

AndyC

#88
October 02, 2009, 06:04:17 PM
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

- Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Doggett

#89
October 16, 2009, 12:12:37 PM
"This might not be a psycho-kinetic disturbance at all. It could just be an ordinary refrigerator gone bad."

Egon.
The Real Ghostbusters
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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