There Oughta Be A Law!

[Doggett]

There ain't no juice in there and if there is you got no business drinking it!

Oh, man, that's funny.

They should stop promoting what's on next at the end of a television programme.
Grrr....I hate the little pop up things.
The Telly guide tells me what's on next and it's not like the excitement is gonna kill me if I have to wait another three minutes for the programme I'm currently watching to finish, and then the continuity announcer to tell me what's next.

[Saucerman]

against diet pills.

against "you're not skinny enough" advertising.

against anything that says "no fat chicks."

against Uwe Boll.

against pizza that promises extra cheese and does not provide more than an ordinary allotment of cheese.

against Hot Topic.

against celebrities using their celebrity status as a soap-box for their political/religious opinions.

[Trevor]

Me very surprised dat no one mention me underpants yet.

[Doggett]

Me very surprised dat no one mention me underpants yet.

That's because the thought of you with underpants on is a lot less scary than the thought of you without them !

[ghouck]

Me very surprised dat no one mention me underpants yet.

That's because we all thought just mentioning your underpants was already illegal.

[JaseSF]

Against taxing television.

Against forcing crapfest Cancon programs on to the Canadian airwaves.

Against shows like ET constantly bablbling endlessly on about the latest celebrity death and still dragging said individual's names through the muck.