Centaur With A Mullet

TheDope · November 14, 2007, 08:55:27 PM

Save a horse...ride ME.

Gwangi · November 18, 2007, 06:25:04 PM

Does anybody know where can I find some Stead and Shoulders?

CheezeFlixz · November 20, 2007, 01:23:50 AM

Momma really liked ridin' the ponies, but it didn't effect me none.

AndyC · November 23, 2007, 09:08:11 AM

"Explain to me again why I'm wearing this loincloth, when my goodies are way back there."

Justy · November 23, 2007, 11:36:08 PM

Just need 4 skates and a stick and I'm ready for the NHL.

jdlarch · October 13, 2008, 10:45:10 PM

Man, I feel funny...I gotta lay off the 'roids. Sure makes my hair nice, though...

sprite75 · October 14, 2008, 01:13:15 AM

I can hardly wait 'till I get home and I can take a nice long shower with the Old Spice body wash. Maybe I could even get the Missus to help this time around...

Pennywise · March 16, 2009, 06:19:42 PM

"It's not a mullet, it's a perfectly natural horse mane! I'm half horse, remember?"

"Whatever makes you feel better, honey. Just take it off when we're done, okay?"

Mr. DS · October 19, 2009, 09:28:01 PM

The pony ride business sure has gotten dark.

whitelion43 · October 19, 2009, 11:52:39 PM

Hey Wizard! When i said a ponytail, I meant my hair!

Mr. DS · July 25, 2011, 10:11:52 PM

"Rides are $10, gotta problem wit dat?"

sprite75 · July 25, 2011, 10:13:57 PM

Yes ladies, I am hung in that fashion.