$47,221 lunch (for 6 people)

[BoyScoutKevin]

paula -  does your establishment have an automatic 20% gratuity for 6 or more 

please, i can handle up to 12 without breaking a sweat, challenge me.

You're on, paula. And I'm your first volunteer. Now all we need is eleven more volunteers.

[lester1/2jr]

then we can all go to confession together in the same order

[paula]

then we can all go to confession together in the same order

i love being reduced to an object....didn't know you thought of me like that ;)

[BTM]

jeez, why can't my massage clients tip like that??

Paula, why do you keep setting yourself up with lines like this? 

Seriously, you know most of us in here are female deprived nerds (or is it just me?)  You know someone's gonna say something crazy in reply...

[The Burgomaster]

water doesn't cost that much in boston!

these are extremely high end resteraunts that virtually none of us ever see the inside of

Try eating at many restaurants in and around the theater district and you'll pay this much for a bottle of spring water (the large, family sized bottle).  I promise.

[lester1/2jr]

why not just get free water?


paula- I did not mean to disrespect you in anyway sis. sorry

[The Burgomaster]

why not just get free water?

Well, you could.  But if you're paying $100 or more per person for dinner, you might as well really screw yourself and pay outrageous prices for water. 

[WilliamWeird1313]

I will never again believe it when someone tells me the recession is hitting the well to do as much as main street.  this isn't to bellyache about rich people.  After all, look at the tip the waiter/tress got!

http://bit.ly/1aIJUZ

jeez, why can't my massage clients tip like that??

Somebody else wanna make a bad joke about happy endings? Because I just don't think I have the strength right now.

[venomx]

I'm jealous. I wish I was rich!

[WilliamWeird1313]

then we can all go to confession together in the same order

i love being reduced to an object....didn't know you thought of me like that ;)

Don't be flattered. We reduce ALL women to objects.

"What? Women ARE things."

[paula]

why not just get free water?


paula- I did not mean to disrespect you in anyway sis. sorry

it's all good, no offense taken at all.  ;)