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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Jack

Bought a can of black paint.  Apparently it had been sitting on the store shelf for about 30 years, because it's a white milky substance with some black tar at the bottom.

Lovely.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Fausto

Quote from: Jack on December 04, 2009, 11:04:43 AM
Bought a can of black paint.  Apparently it had been sitting on the store shelf for about 30 years, because it's a white milky substance with some black tar at the bottom.

Lovely.

White milky substance...you're sure its paint, right?
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

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Jack

I'm not sure of anything anymore  :teddyr:  I gave myself a headache shaking the can back and forth to mix it. 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

3mnkids

How many times can a person sneeze in a row before seriously injuring themselves?
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

Jack

Looking through my junk e-mail.  I won half a million Euros from one place, and a million and a half dollars from someplace else  :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Sister Grace

Quote from: Jack on December 05, 2009, 11:32:50 AM
Looking through my junk e-mail.  I won half a million Euros from one place, and a million and a half dollars from someplace else  :teddyr:

Well then you are doing better than me; after sifting through my junk e-mail, all i learned was that i apparently have a problem with male stamina...
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Sister Grace on December 05, 2009, 11:43:37 AM
Quote from: Jack on December 05, 2009, 11:32:50 AM
Looking through my junk e-mail.  I won half a million Euros from one place, and a million and a half dollars from someplace else  :teddyr:

Well then you are doing better than me; after sifting through my junk e-mail, all i learned was that i apparently have a problem with male stamina...

Well, I got £850,000 from S. Danko @ gmail  :tongueout:


Psycho Circus

Just had the police banging on the door. No idea why!? It's 8pm at night, I've been sat in my flat all day, so I just ignored them...

indianasmith

Quote from: 3mnkids on December 05, 2009, 11:29:23 AM
How many times can a person sneeze in a row before seriously injuring themselves?

My personal record is 26 times, in Study Hall during my  junior year of high school.  I typically sneeze 7 - 12 at a time.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr

indianasmith- that's alot.  like one right after the other?



Cthulhu

I just watched 2012-Doomsday, from the asylum.
I need to lie down.

indianasmith

Quote from: lester1/2jr on December 05, 2009, 04:47:39 PM
indianasmith- that's alot.  like one right after the other?




Usually an initial cluster of 8 - 12 in a row, then stragglers in twos and threes until the fit passes.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Cthulhu

I feel like I should not go to sleep for a few days. I'm in an altered state.
Like..totally.

Mr. DS

I probably am going to shave my hair tonight...probably not as tight as before though. 
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