Queen of Blood

AndyC · January 11, 2010, 08:31:52 AM

"Blood? f**k that s**t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Leah · January 11, 2010, 08:38:47 AM

guy: Mmmmm, Apple (makes the Homer sound when he daydreams about doughnuts)

Mr. DS · January 11, 2010, 09:05:30 AM

GuY: "I'm not saying you don't look pretty, its just a bit too...well...'onion-like' for me dear..."

Rev. Powell · January 11, 2010, 11:38:40 AM

I'm not so sure that money we spent on the tanning bed was worth it.

AndyC · January 11, 2010, 12:33:35 PM

Looking closely at his work, Mr. Dennis decided the spider sac was not going to be the next beehive. Undeterred, he picked up his scissors and started over.

retrorussell · January 11, 2010, 10:23:13 PM

Quote from: AndyC on January 11, 2010, 08:31:52 AM

Woman: Like my Gary Oldman Dracula outfit?
Guy: (holding in vomit) Hrlllffff!!!

Silverlady · January 11, 2010, 10:24:58 PM

Guy: "Uh, honey ... you sure you have the wig on right. It looks like you've got a white chicken roosting on your head."

AndyC · January 11, 2010, 10:29:42 PM

"You know, I thought it was just the hairdo, but her head really is that shape."

Flangepart · January 15, 2010, 03:09:14 PM

Well, I say you're andorian, and you hide the antenna in the hair, am I right?