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Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix

Started by sprite75, December 31, 2009, 02:12:01 AM

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sprite75

December 31, 2009, 02:12:01 AM


Admiral Ozzel learns too late that erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix well.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

SPazzo

#1
December 31, 2009, 02:39:38 AM
Guy on the right:  "I told you that's what would happen if you watched 2girls1cup."

retrorussell

#2
December 31, 2009, 02:59:25 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on December 31, 2009, 02:12:01 AM


Guy on right: I told you not to swallow, honeybuns.
:buggedout:
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Mr. DS

#3
December 31, 2009, 07:36:40 PM
"Lord Vader, Ozzel had some of that three week old Chinese food in the fridge."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

#4
December 31, 2009, 08:56:39 PM
Oh my - there's alien poop on the overhead!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr. DS

#5
January 03, 2010, 06:55:18 PM
"Lord Vader, Ozzel just watched the Holiday Special..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AndyC

#6
January 03, 2010, 11:36:07 PM
"No Lord Vader, I've not seen your urine sample. Yes, I'll look for an apple juice bottle."
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Mr. DS

#7
January 05, 2010, 09:42:01 PM
"Lord Vader, Ozzel's animal calls are getting annoying....is there anything you can do to make him stop?"
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AndyC

#8
January 06, 2010, 02:18:59 PM
Typical of the Star Wars universe. They can build starships a mile long, but they never developed the Heimlich Manoeuvre.
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Leah

#9
January 06, 2010, 10:14:26 PM
another reason why YOU SHOULD NEVER make fun of Darth Vader
yeah no.

SynapticBoomstick

#10
January 13, 2010, 12:51:26 AM
"Throw as much theatrics into it as you like, we all know you did it."
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

Mofo Rising

#11
January 13, 2010, 01:16:21 AM
Just in case you're not reading xkcd.

Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.

BlackAngel75

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January 13, 2010, 02:58:14 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on December 31, 2009, 02:12:01 AM


Vader: Now, what did you say about my singing?
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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