Sesame Street Without Puppets

[SPazzo]

The Bert character of the new Sesame Street movie was a little disappointing.

[retrorussell]

Most people didn't know that the Blue Fairy that gave Pinocchio his wish to be human also granted Bert from Sesame Street the same wish.  The result wasn't pretty.

[Mr. DS]

After officially turning human, Burt found out his discoloration was due to severe jaundice. 

[sprite75]

What?  You think I look bad, you should see Ernie.

[Mr. DS]

"No I'm not going to 'do the f*cking pigeon' kid now getdaf*ck outta here..."

[Leah]

This was Homer in grade school 

[Silverlady]

This is what you can do with cans of yellow and red Play-doh, black fake fur, and a damn ugly stripped sweater!

[Nukie 2]

" I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I'm glad you won't see of here me as I FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT!"

[Leah]

" I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie!"

You know, the your crazy uncle your parents were warning about

[AndyC]

The new Sesame Street Live was nothing but a ripoff of the Blue Man Group.

[The Burgomaster]

Sid & Marty Krofft take another crack at Saturday morning TV . . .

[Hammock Rider]

Because of their overblown response to the Bird Flu and the Swine Flu, authorities were caught completely unprepared for the advent of the "Bert Flu".

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Sid & Marty Krofft take another crack at Saturday morning TV . . .

lmfao!!! 




"Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance"? 

"Was the 1\1 scale Burt action figure a bad idea"?

[Leah]

And i still have a hand up my ass.

[Doggett]

I'm watching you....