FUNNIEST/BEST/WORST TAGLINES

[retrorussell]

Hey gang!

We all remember some sort of taglines on posters or video covers that caught our eye, whether it was stupid, awesome, or funny, or all at once!  What ones stick out in your mind?

For me:

"You don't have to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre!"--Pieces
"They were warned.. they are doomed.  And on Friday the 13th, nothing will save them."--Friday the 13th , original
"WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU!"--Zombie

[RCMerchant]

This-



"INDIAN ZOMBIES GET HEAP BIG REVENGE ON WHITE MAN!"

Heap big....???.Thats just....not...right.



I like this one! 



Can't be just any blood...gotta have teenage blood! 



It's PSYCHO-BATHIC!

[Jack]

It's cleavage vs. cleavers and the result is delta delta deadly!

[RCMerchant]

Another very un-PC tag.....



Afro-goona? What the hell is a "goona"? 

Not quite a tagline-



They really gave these out. I own one! 

[joejoeherron]

I remember seeing a vhs copy of "nail gun massacre" at the local video store.

the tag line was

"it's cheaper than a chainsaw!"

always makes me laugh

[Monster Jungle X-Ray]

I always like the tagline for Popcorn

Buy a bag... go home in a box 

[Cthulhu]

Woodchipper Massacre

"How much flesh would a Woodchipper chip, if a Woodchipper could chip flesh?"

[retrorussell]

I forgot about the Dark Power one.. that really is awful. 

That would be awesome to own a barf bag, especially from Zombie.

Cool tagline, bad movie:

[Shadow]

From a couple of 80's slashers:

The Mutilator: "By pick, by axe, by sword, bye bye!"

The Prey: "It's not human, and it's got an axe!"

[Silverlady]

This-



"INDIAN ZOMBIES GET HEAP BIG REVENGE ON WHITE MAN!"

Heap big....???.Thats just....not...right.



I like this one! 



Can't be just any blood...gotta have teenage blood! 



It's PSYCHO-BATHIC!

When I glanced at your posters, I thought the one said ELVIS of the night! I better get my eyes checked!

[Trevor]

Robert Altman's Nashville: "The damndest thing you ever saw!" 

My favourite: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon.....he is a weapon!"  from An Eye For An Eye.

[Mr. DS]

My all time favorite...

[Time_Signature]

From various versions of the legendary Chuck Norris flick Breaker! Breaker!

"One man makes a difference"
"A town without justice, a hero without fear"
"Battle cry of the great trucker's war"
"Don't muck around with an 18 wheel trucker - he's go at CB radio and a hundred friends who might just get mad"
"A bean store dolly and a million miler... they had an 18 wheeler...and a grudge"
"Mean mother trucker"

[retrorussell]

When I glanced at your posters, I thought the one said ELVIS of the night! I better get my eyes checked!

No, it really IS Elvis Of The Night.. see, the hands grabbing her are saying "Thank ya.. thank ya verra much."

[Nukie 2]

The Brit release...

"Special" indeed!