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Twilight Fan Writes Letter Of Compaint About The Wolfman

Started by Mr. DS, February 22, 2010, 09:57:55 PM

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Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Joe the Destroyer

Either that was a very elaborate joke, or evidence that someone stupider than Sarah Palin exists.  Congrats, Sarah, if the latter is true.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

flackbait

Quote from: indianasmith on February 22, 2010, 11:30:55 PM
They are out there.  And they reproduce.
Here's to hoping they become darwin award canidates before that! :drink: :drink:

Jack

Reminds me of some guy I saw on TV the other day who was getting girls to enthusiastically sign his petition to end women's suffrage.  'Cause suffering is bad you know.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Fausto

Meanwhile, Stephanie Meyer is in the process of suing Bram Stoker for stealing her concept.

Kids today...
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Skull

QuoteIt gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog.

???

I guess this person has never seen... An American Werewolf in London (1981) or The Company of Wolves (1984)....



Werewolves are not supose to be cute and cuddly, thats the Penguins of Madagascar... :)

Rev. Powell

I'm guessing the writer is a teenager who has no idea movies were made before 2000.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Skull

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 23, 2010, 11:59:40 AM
I'm guessing the writer is a teenager who has no idea movies were made before 2000.

Or has any idea of the werewolf folklore...



An image from a sixteen century woodcut... (Hmmm... Looks like a deformed mutation of a rabid dog.)


Mr. DS

I personally feel its a crime against humanity that Stephanie Myers has made millions off writing such horsesh*t.  Twilight's central theme can be boiled down to a bunch of supernatural teens in a forest complaining about life.  The end...
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

InformationGeek

I just want to laugh and laugh and laugh until the cows come home.  That has to be the best story I have ever heard in a long time.  I'm so using that my Weekly News Summary for one of my classes.  It'll be a hoot!   :teddyr:

I personally have nothing against Twilight the movie or book series, but if I wanted to read or watch a love story about a human and a vampire, I would read the manga Chibi Vampire or watch Karin.  Much better story!
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Javakoala

May they all be called "Twi-tards" and not "Twi-hards".

nilbog

That letter is hilarious. What an idiot to think that Twilight invented werewolves. I'm sure they think that it invented Vampires too - If they see a vampire that dies in sun light instead of sparkling they may just write another of these letters!
craptasticmovies.com

"Nilbog! It's Goblin Spelt Backwards!"

SynapticBoomstick

 :bluesad: Just no. This is stupid on a level all its own.
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B