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InformationGeek

"Someone put a hit out on you."

"Is it me or just him?"

From Monk
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

InformationGeek

During Treehouse of Horror XIX

Homer: (To Ghost of Krusty) Wait!  Before you kill me, what is the true religion?

Krusty:  It is mixture of voodoo and Methodist.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

AndyC

"Oh, Lumic, you're a clever man... I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the room."

- Doctor Who, The Age of Steel
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Rev. Powell

"This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity." -KING OF THE HILL
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Psycho Circus

"The day Luke Ventura can't help a friend is the day he has something better to do."

-Married...With Children

Doggett

Scully -"Whatever happened to 'Trust no One' ?"
Mulder - "Oh, I changd it to 'Trust Everyone', didn't I tell you ?"
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

"I'm sweating like a rapist"


Benidorm.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

"Fishman ! Reporter by day, radioactive trout by night. "

Are you Afraid of the Dark ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

SkullBat308

Man to owl! - "Uhhhh, I like to see myself naked.....especially when I crap"

-Hotbox
The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft

AndyC

"What America wants is cold beer, warm p***y and someplace to take a s**t that's got a door on it."
~ Mr. Ford, political analyst, Frisky Dingo
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Flu-Bird

From SUPER CHICKEN was YOU KNEW THE JOB WAS DANGEROUS WHEN YOU TOOK IT,From UNDERDOG, ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE ITS A FROG,THOSE MEDDLING KIDS AND THAT DOG,MR McGEE DONT MAKE ME ANGRY YOU WOULDNT LIKE ME WHEN IM ANGRY.

Doggett

"I'm lookin' for love. Got any ?"

Gene Hunt, Ashes to Ashes.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

metalmonster

"I Love You Grandpa ...Your Toenails Are The Same Color As My Schoolbus"
-FAMILY GUY

"Alright now get out there and make me some g****n money!"
-SOUTH PARK

"We're gonna smear all of the walls with poo"
-SOUTH PARK

"Hey Look Tom Cruise Is A Fudgepacker!"
-SOUTH PARK

"Hey Kenny Do You Want To Sniff some paint and look at playboys?"
-SOUTH PARK

"I didn't sleep a wink because my pillow smelled like farts"
-FAMILY GUY

"That Does It Simpson You've Been Waving Your Nuts In My Face For Too Long!"
-THE SIMPSONS

Doggett

"I don't give a damn if you're a machine, Bracewell. Are you a man ?"

Winston Churchill, Doctor Who.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Flu-Bird

HE,S DEAD JIM from classic STAR TREK,NEVER FEAR SMITH IS HERE from LOST IN SPACE,NA NOO NA NOO from MORK & MINDY,