Give a film synopsis in 5 words or less

[retrorussell]

I thought this might be kind of interesting.  Can you describe the plot, or generally what happens through at least much of the film, in 5 words or less?  It doesn't have to be a perfectly structured sentence (or VERY short sentences), by any means.  For example:

THE CHILDREN (1980)

Kids burn adults; hands chopped.

Any takers?

[Rev. Powell]

DEAD SNOW (2009): Norwegian kids massacre Nazi zombies. 

[Mr. DS]

Zombie Lake - Nazi zombies fondle naked chicks

[retrorussell]

Good ones!

Super Fuzz (1981):
Super powered cop busts counterfeiters.

[Leah]

300
This is SPARTA!

[retrorussell]

Friday The 13th Part IV:

Jason stopped by bald kid.

[indianasmith]

THE LIBERTINE
Johnny Depp dies of syphilis.

[claws]

Spoilers! 

Transformers (2007)

Giant robots destroy everything.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Anthropophagus: The Grim Reaper

Hungry cannibal eats boring tourists.

[Mr. DS]

Hard Rock Zombies

This movie makes no sense 

[Rev. Powell]

THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS: Tor. Button pushed. Things happen.

[JaseSF]

The Creeping Terror: Carpet Monster eats leggy gals.

[retrorussell]

A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984):

Burnt man slices sleeping teens.

[Leah]

Manos: The Hands of Fate:
Family gets lost, women wrestle!

[Doggett]

The Ring: VHS that will kill you
Mortal Kombat: Saving the world with fighting
Wendy and Lucy: Woman loses dog. That's it.