Ridiculous Lines and Dialogue

[God the Worms]

Night of the Living Dead Remake

"What in the name of Jupiter's balls are you doing out here alone little lady?"

- Hick Zombie Hunter at the End to Barbara

[Shadow]

From Flesh For Frankenstein:

"To know death, Otto, you have to f**k life... in the gall bladder."

[diamondwaspvenom]

From A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

"Faster than a bastard maniac! More powerful than a loco-madman! It's....Super Freddy!

[Doggett]

"Stop that moving mound of moss !"

Blues Brother 2000

[retrorussell]

"YOU GONNA BE THE WORM FACE!!!"
--Squirm

[AndyC]

Phantasm

"I know you're not going to believe this, but these things were here, right in the garage, and they were going to get me!"


The Blob

"Doc Hallen is dead, and he was killed by some sort of a monster!"


(When the plot calls for the adults to disbelieve you, it's best to shed a few IQ points and explain things in the most childish way possible.)


Also from The Blob

"I don't like William."  Actually, the whole exchange between Jane and her little brother, but the topper was him asking if he can name a dog William, then immediately deciding against it. WTF?

[voltron]

"Time for go to bed"

[BTM]

From: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

You know, I've never actually sat through that one.  Is it at least tolerable in a "so bad it's good" way?

I mean, usually I see just about anything with Jason Statham kicking ass, but as the film Chaos proved, sometimes not even that's enough.  (Course, might have helped if JS was actually IN the move for more than thirty minutes...)

[Jack]

Pretty much anything from the movie R.O.T.O.R., but fast forward to around 5:35 in the video and check out the business meeting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx0-9hX9xEw&feature=related

Is there some good vibration to its molecular tonality you can utilize?

[AndyC]

Pretty much anything from the movie R.O.T.O.R.

The best for me is right at the beginning, when the doctor is giving his account to the cops: "The fresh October morning breeze blew across the ranch, the cattle were coming in for the morning feeding, and the buttery morning sun painted a golden glow through the ranch house windows."

[Newt]

You know, I've never actually sat through that one.  Is it at least tolerable in a "so bad it's good" way?

If it is kickass action you are looking for, it might come off a bit slow in the beginning.  JS is put in a positon where he needs to act...maybe he should stick to bashing heads.  The battle scenes are good: you can SEE where the money was spent (it was Boll's biggest budget as of that date).  Ron Perlman was under-used (IMO); Matthew Lillard chewed up the scenery nicely and Ray Liotta's fight scenes are a giggle.

It has its moments.  I first saw it at the Toronto After Dark film festival - its Canadian premiere - and it was a blast sitting with an audience of people who were 'into' this type of movie.  You know what is coming - I think every cliché associated with the genre is represented - you could feel the anticipation build as we awaited the 'punch'.  Then, when it comes, it is dealt with a very light hand and everyone laughed in appreciation (sounded like delight to me).  This was an audience that had a significant component of people who had come to ridicule - so the movie came off fairly well, I think.  The experience was a hoot: it is very susceptible to riffing. 

I swear the actors were having fun with it.  That always makes a movie more fun for me.

[ChaosTheory]

I kind of love In The Name of the King; so much unintentional hilarity!
For ridiculous lines it's pretty hard to top Touch of Satan:

"This is where the fish lives."

Whaaa?

[Newt]

I kind of love In The Name of the King; so much unintentional hilarity!

As do I!  Karma to you for that.   

[AndyC]

For ridiculous lines it's pretty hard to top Touch of Satan:

"This is where the fish lives."

Whaaa?

I just watched the MST3K version of that the other night.

[indianasmith]

From NINJA BACHELOR PARTY:

Clarence:  "This ninja training has broken my addiction!  I don't crave Robutussin at all!"
Dr. Death: "Is that a pharmacy?"
Clarence:  "WHERE???"