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Derf

#750
June 21, 2010, 06:13:55 PM
If you're like many people I know, your head is already up your a$$, so there isn't any real difference between the pukes and the runs.  :tongueout:



Is it true that Presidents Lincoln and Kennedy are mysteriously linked by a series of bizarre coincidences?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#751
June 22, 2010, 08:00:29 AM
That's what the CIA wants you to believe, man. They want you thinking about that, so you don't notice the coincidences linking Jimmy Carter and William Howard Taft. That's some real serious s**t, man.

Ever seen a horse fly?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

retrorussell

#752
June 22, 2010, 02:34:08 PM
Sure.  My cow launcher ran out of cows, so I had to use horses instead. 

Who was that on the phone?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#753
June 23, 2010, 09:37:13 AM
No, who's on first. If he's on the phone, then he's off the team.


Can flaming monkeys really fly out of my backside?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#754
June 23, 2010, 10:10:54 AM
Don't know. You wouldn't happen to be the Goatse guy, would you?

What is the secret to financial independence?
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retrorussell

#755
June 23, 2010, 11:23:55 PM
Matching all the Lotto numbers.

If Freddy Vs. Jason were a musical, would you go see it?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

diamondwaspvenom

#756
June 24, 2010, 09:20:26 AM
Only if it included the Toxic Avenger, the Hobgoblins, PLUS redneck dinosaurs.

May I ask why are you eyeing the cat?

Flick James

#757
June 24, 2010, 10:28:35 AM
Because I'm hungry.

May I ask you a question?
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

WingedSerpent

#758
June 24, 2010, 03:57:25 PM
No.


Is this your card?
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Derf

#759
June 24, 2010, 05:51:36 PM
It is now.



Excuse me?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

diamondwaspvenom

#760
June 24, 2010, 06:04:33 PM Last Edit: June 24, 2010, 06:07:14 PM by diamondwaspvenom
Let me repeat myself: I deepfried the hamster.

Do you know the underpants man?

AndyC

#761
June 24, 2010, 09:50:16 PM
He lives a couple of blocks down from Drury Lane, over by the Hershey Highway.

What do you do with a drunken tailor?
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Derf

#762
June 25, 2010, 12:23:14 PM
Put him in the remnants bin 'til he's sober, earlye in the morning.


What made Henry Hudson's crew mutiny and set their captain adrift?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flick James

#763
June 25, 2010, 01:46:17 PM
lot's of rocks but no scotch.

Have you had your chill pill today?
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

Derf

#764
June 27, 2010, 07:26:48 AM
I tried, but it was overly chill and stuck to my tongue.


What wine goes best with haggis and beans?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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