The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Jack]

My prostrate is symmetrical and well formed.  Just thought I'd share that with you all.   

Thats great, but what did your doctor say about it?   

He said it was the best butt that he'd had his finger up in quite a while 

[LilCerberus]

Gettin' tired of rich folks with more than one car to choose from telling me I need to look for something more clostrophobic.

[Silverlady]

I just heard the timer go off on the microwave (cooking rice a roni) and just went to check on it. I found the plastic colander that had been in the dish drainer all day laying in the middle of the kitchen floor. No one has been in the kitchen for the last hour or so.

Hmmm ... maybe I suddenly have a poltegiest?  Guess it wanted me to make pasta instead.

[Mr. DS]

Not sure what it is, but a sharp pain is coming from my operation sight when I bend down.  Its rather displeasing and I hope its nothing I need checked out. 

[Leah]

well, the damn AC unit upstairs sprang a leek and now the upstairs' rooms are HOT AS HELL. the house alarm kept going off last night, so my dad ripped it out.

[Vik]

I accidently closed CeltX and lost 2 hours of writing work   

[Cthulhu]

It's really, really hot here. My brain is melting.

[Mr. DS]

Overlisening to a show my wife is watching about people who didn't know they were pregnant.  Guess that stuff moving in the stomach was gas or something to some people.

[Nukie 2]

Overlisening to a show my wife is watching about people who didn't know they were pregnant.  Guess that stuff moving in the stomach was gas or something to some people.

That just reminds me of the Beavis ands Butt-head episode where Beavis thought he was pregnant, but he just had to take a power dump.

[indianasmith]

The Water Turkey is hitched up and ready to go  . . .


I am hitting the lake tomorrow!!!!!

[WingedSerpent]

Why are some of the simplest items the hardest to shop for?  I went to three different stores today looking for a stop watch to time my work-out.  The first two of them had those ones that count calories as well-none cheaper then $50. 

[BTM]

Gettin' tired of rich folks with more than one car to choose from telling me I need to look for something more clostrophobic.

I'd be like, "Hey, if you want to BUY me one, I'd be glad to drive it!"  :)

On a sidenote, be careful in you're driving an SUV, there are some neighborhoods that they'll slash your tires and set it on fire.  (And no, I'm not kidding, that actually happens.)

[BTM]

You know, I like playing Scrabble (even though I haven't done it using the board game in years), but online Scrabble is starting to annoy the hell out of me.  For starters, it accepts all kinds of crap as "words", so I never really know what I could make with my tiles or not.  

"Zed", "ga", and "ded" are NOT f**king words, people!  Also, since when do we spell "teepee" tipi?  

And don't get me started on the fact that now suddenly abbreviations are allowed...

[Vik]

I just won two free tickets to " The Last Airbender ".
I'm not sure how I should feel about that.

[Newt]

Also, since when do we spell "teepee" tipi? 

Well, since the beginning, actually.