The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Doggett]

They're too expensive anyway.
£4 for 30 seconds of fun.

Quit bragging, Mr. Endurance!

Still can't get past the first 20 seconds, Rev ?
The next ten are the best !
You're really missing out. 

[Paquita]

Why do petrol garages sell condoms behind the counter ?

Its too embarrassing to ask for them.

I know how you feel D-Man!   I was looking for some vitamins one day and I walked through the drug store for 20 minutes before I asked for help, and they were right next to the condom display... I must have passed them by 10 times.  I always kind of avert my eyes when I get near the "adult" items.

[Sleepyskull]

I must have passed them by 10 times.  I always kind of avert my eyes when I get near the "adult" items.

I know how you feel...

I do the same thing and I also avert my eyes from the female underwear section of stores.

[3mnkids]

Why are the openings for shampoo bottles right side up and conditioner bottles upside down?

[Jack]

Why are the openings for shampoo bottles right side up and conditioner bottles upside down?

What have they done with ketchup bottles these days?  Squeeze a little bit, nothing.  Squeeze hard - ketchup halfway across the room.   

[Doggett]

I must have passed them by 10 times.  I always kind of avert my eyes when I get near the "adult" items.

I know how you feel...

I do the same thing and I also avert my eyes from the female underwear section of stores.

Ha ! Me too !
My girlfriend was talking about going with her to buy some sexy underwear and I had to explain that I would just be too embarrassed.

[Mr. DS]

I must have passed them by 10 times.  I always kind of avert my eyes when I get near the "adult" items.

I know how you feel...

I do the same thing and I also avert my eyes from the female underwear section of stores.

I generally relish my role as a pervert and browse openly.   

[Doggett]

Just saw Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl...
So 'blacking up' is okay in Japan ? 

[Rev. Powell]

Just saw Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl...
So 'blacking up' is okay in Japan ? 

I know what you're referring to. The director did that same thing in the MEATBALL MACHINE short he did, very politically incorrect (to us).  But what did you think of the movie besides that?

[Doggett]

Just saw Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl...
So 'blacking up' is okay in Japan ? 

I know what you're referring to. The director did that same thing in the MEATBALL MACHINE short he did, very politically incorrect (to us).  But what did you think of the movie besides that?

Just a mess of random, over-the-top comedy..stuff.

There used to be a telly show called OutTHERE here in the Uk. It was basically a movie clip show. It would show lots of random scenes fom b movies. The sort of scenes that would work in a clip show, you didn't have to watch the whole film to find them entertaining, just the 2mins.
2 minutes and then on to something else.

This felt like a 2 minute gag spread to 80 mins. A gag which may have been lost on my western sensibilities. FrankenGirl has black legs because balck people run faster....
It just felt like nonsense. 80 mins of OTT gore, uncomfortable gags, childish humor and bad acting. Sounds like Troma when I type it like that ! 
FrankenGirl seeme to be powered by magic screws and Vampire Girl can contol her blood like the aliens in The Abyss control water.

I laughed at one funny line. I laughed at one sound effect. I enjoyed the sexy nurse....We all enjoy a sexy nurse though. 

I'd give it 2/5. And most of thats for the nurse.

[Vik]

New signature image.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Wow, really?  A movie based on the board game Battleship featuring Rihanna.

[BTM]

Why are the openings for shampoo bottles right side up and conditioner bottles upside down?

Squeeze a little bit, nothing.  Squeeze hard - ketchup halfway across the room.   

That's what she said!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

[BTM]

Just saw Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl...
So 'blacking up' is okay in Japan ? 

I think it's an off-shoot of Gyaru. 

You can learn about it on Cracked's Six Japanese Subcultures That Are Insane Even For Japan

http://www.cracked.com/article_18567_6-japanese-subcultures-that-are-insane-even-japan.html

[Jack]

Thankfully when I heard about Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl, I watched a Youtube video which totally killed my interest in it. 

I'm back to my modem (which our phone also runs through) resetting itself numerous times each day.  Odd, because when the repairman replaced the cable splitter behind the house, it worked fine for a week.  I was on the phone with customer service (in India) yesterday and it disconnected me in mid-conversation.  Sigh...