Things you should never do while naked

[Mr. DS]

Juggle

[Jim H]

Run...if you're a guy

Yeah...about that...are we talking about things that are 'bad' in a personal experience sort of way, or bad as in 'will cause spectators to suffer'?  'Cause as much as naked females running toward you might be a big hit in male fantasies...it isn't much fun to do, if you're the female.   

Depending on how you're running and how exactly one is endowed (worse for low hangers), it can hurt for men to run naked too. 

And yes, I do know this from personal experience.    

[Couchtr26]

Climb over an electric fence.  Remember not all land is public. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Set mousetraps

[The Gravekeeper]

Swim in a lake that you know has bloodsucking leeches in it.

[Sleepyskull]

Swim in a lake that you know has bloodsucking leeches in it.

I got a leech on a VERY important part of my body earlier this summer...     my foot.

[Derf]

Run through a field of waist-high thistles.

Take a running dive onto a dry Slip-N-Slide.

Deep fry potatoes.

Knock on the back door of the White House.

[indianasmith]

Knock on the back door of the White House.

Except during the Clinton administration.

[3mnkids]

Cook Grits 

[The Gravekeeper]

Let a cat knead your lap.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Jump through windows
Buy girlscout cookies
Parasail
Go to an amusement park

[Leah]

go swimming in a jelly fish, piranha, sharks, and/or crab infested waters.
cut down a bee hive
shoot down a hornet's, wasp's, etc... nests.
go bowling
go batting
go play in a soccer game (unless it is a joke)
go onto the red carpet.
visit parents, friends

[retrorussell]

Go to work.
Go to a restaurant.
Invite your mother into your house.
Intimidate a porcupine.
Work in the sewers.

[BTM]

Surf the internet (from the library's computer).

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Knock on the back door of the White House.

Except during the Clinton administration.

LMAO, good one! 


And remember, you did not have sex with that woman