Hoff Swimming

Mr. DS · September 24, 2010, 07:31:56 PM

"Quick get in here, his ego is making him sink."

venomx · September 24, 2010, 08:32:30 PM

How you gonna guest star in Sponge Bob if I don't teach you? Now c'mon...

Mr. DS · September 24, 2010, 09:30:34 PM

"Affirmative, he has man t!ts..."

Leah · September 24, 2010, 09:51:28 PM

Whew, what did you eat?
or
Wait, is my face really that bad in need of bee stings?!

retrorussell · September 27, 2010, 02:00:43 PM

Quote from: The DarkSider on September 24, 2010, 07:31:56 PM

Hoff: Hey baby. Recognize me? I'm David Hasselhoff, star of such classic shows as Baywatch and Knight Rider, and I even played Nick Fury in a great made-for-tv movie! Want my autograph?
Woman: Ugh.. get away.

Leah · September 27, 2010, 04:12:43 PM

I'm too sexy for my trunks, too sexy for my trunks!

SynapticBoomstick · September 28, 2010, 09:23:19 PM

Do not hassle Hoff.

Leah · September 28, 2010, 09:40:22 PM

Life Guard, this man has no PULSE!!!!

Nukie 2 · September 30, 2010, 04:14:58 PM

Swimmingly Drunk is the Hoffmeister!

Hoff Swimming

venomx