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Don't worry, dear, I'd never hurt you!

Started by indianasmith, December 31, 2010, 01:36:43 AM

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indianasmith

After a long day of digging for arrowheads Monday, I was shrugging out of my coveralls when my friend Doug's pet whitetail showed up.  My friend Ray snapped this pic, which, I think, has great potential humorous caption possibilities!


"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

sprite75

Bambi all of a sudden saw a brand new car coming down the road and decided to give the owner a good scare.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Jack

Hmmm...corn on the ground, or nice tasty fingers right in front of my mouth.  Decisions decisions...
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

claws

The whitetail was wary of the three-legged human.

AndyC

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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Silverlady



What do you mean Indy's got a rifle stuck up the back of his shirt?   :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Hold onto your dreams ....

TheDope



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DEER - Say, indianasmith, your tail is getting longer!

INDIANASMITH - That's not my tail.


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Chainsawmidget

"Give me five! ... oh come on, deer, don't leave me hanging..."

Mr. DS

Indy was never one for talking smack so he b!tch slapped the deer instead.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

CheezeFlixz

Come 'mer little fella... you gotta pruddy mouth.

sprite75



Deer: Boy you run in to all sorts of interesting humans near the nuclear plant.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Umaril The Unfeathered



Indiana:
"I'm short on some doe, you wouldn't happen to have a couple of bucks I could borrow, would you? " 
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

retrorussell

Quote from: indianasmith on December 31, 2010, 01:36:43 AM

Indy (waving fingers in deer's face annoyingly): Does this bug you?  Huh?  I'm not touching you.. does THIS bug you?  Huh?
Deer (eyes glowing Satanically): Grrrrr...
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

The Gravekeeper

An extremely rare photo of the Devil Deer was found today, presumed to have been taken mere moments before the monstrous deer mauled an unwary victim.

Flangepart

"Theres a bumper with your name on it, Bambi...AND IT'S MINE! AH-Hahahaha!"
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"