Heavy Metal Haiku Thread

diamondwaspvenom · January 26, 2011, 02:42:34 PM

While looking at the B-movie haikus, I thought that it'd be nice to have some haikus that are dedicated to heavy metal artists and genres (hell, even songs if you feel like it).

I'll start:

Venom

Lousy Musicians,
Playing loud, screechy guitars
Influence many

Your turn.

Nukie 2 · January 26, 2011, 03:49:52 PM

Burzum

Varg arrested for
Arson of churches, murder
Now he's on parole.

Mr. DS · January 26, 2011, 09:07:15 PM

Cannibal Corpse
Death metal makes
Bob Dole overact to
Silly gore lyrics

Paquita · January 26, 2011, 11:58:05 PM

Incoherent screams
Angry guitars bleeding fire
A butt makes thunder

Umaril The Unfeathered · January 27, 2011, 09:40:20 PM

British NWOBHM legends Raven:

Rock Until You Drop
That's the motto for the band
They're still going strong!

Allhallowsday · January 27, 2011, 11:20:49 PM

They're known as BLUE CHEER
They turned up the volume loud
They're progenitors

diamondwaspvenom · January 28, 2011, 09:09:49 AM

Thergothon

Their music is slow,
Yet ominous and heavy,
Dark and sinister.

Umaril The Unfeathered · January 30, 2011, 12:44:38 AM

Metallica

Masters Of Metal
They want to Seek And Destroy
Some Kind Of Monster

voltron · January 30, 2011, 04:53:15 PM

Eyehategod

Junkies from NOLA
Defined the sludge metal sound
Sabbath would be proud

voltron · January 30, 2011, 05:19:17 PM

Pantera

Glam band turns to thrash
Denies their past recordings
Mallcore really sucks

voltron · January 30, 2011, 05:33:00 PM

Sorry for being a post whore, but I love this topic!

Dimmu Borgir

It's not cool to like
Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
If you like Darkthrone

Umaril The Unfeathered · January 30, 2011, 10:22:05 PM

Megadeth

Dave Mustaine's a jerk
Thinks he's God's gift to metal
Such an attitude

diamondwaspvenom · February 01, 2011, 07:34:44 PM

King Diamond

Who would have thought that
A singer with a high voice
Could be so awesome?

diamondwaspvenom · February 23, 2011, 08:42:04 AM

Lizzy Borden

With a name like that,
You hope that the band kicks ass.
Luckily, they do.

diamondwaspvenom · February 28, 2011, 04:08:06 PM

Electric Wizard

Combine Black Sabbath
With mountains of heavy drugs
And you get this band.