Hercules vs. Samson triple play

trekgeezer · March 12, 2008, 07:39:43 PM

Herc and Samson show off their skills.

Samson and Herc compare knot tying techniques.

Hercules and Samson compare their stones.

Samson demonstrates his...uh...special skill.

SynapticBoomstick · March 12, 2008, 10:08:32 PM

Choking not enough?

Holding two large stones, you need more?

Come ON, I've already dropped enough hints!

Joe the Destroyer · March 12, 2008, 10:56:45 PM

It's always Samson! Samson Samson Marsha! Er, Samson!

Getting stoned together?

Stop... Samson... What... would... Jerry... Falwell... think...?

AnubisVonMojo · March 13, 2008, 08:57:28 AM

"Damn you Hecules, I love you! Just... let... me... kiss... YOU!"

"I can't believe we actually passed these! Looks like it's time to start drinking more water instead of just mead and Gatorade."

"HA HA HA HA HA! Damn you Samson, it always tickles when you do this! If your hair weren't the source of your strength, I'd tell you to shave it all off!"

Terf · March 13, 2008, 11:45:29 AM

Good heavens, I'm not going to even TRY this one...

TheDope · March 13, 2008, 09:40:31 PM

Man, these friendship bracelets are a pain.

Hey, baker dude - this pumpernickel bread SUCKS!

Okay...you can wear the zubas this time.

Inferno · March 15, 2008, 12:04:54 PM

And now: Two grown men fighting with giant nutcrackers

Noone had the heart to tell them the rocks were made of foam

and that, children, is how NOT to headbutt someone.

Terf · March 15, 2008, 06:58:30 PM

Quote from: Inferno on March 15, 2008, 12:04:54 PM

And now: Two grown men fighting with giant nutcrackers

Noone had the heart to tell them the rocks were made of foam

and that, children, is how NOT to headbutt someone.

Hurray! One author who didn't think he needed to insert a gay joke to be funny!

indianasmith · March 15, 2008, 07:53:14 PM

Take it back, do you hear me! Take it back!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, synchronized cat stoning wound up not being registered as a sport in time for the 2008 Olympics.

Dude! You have the worst case of belly button lint I have ever seen!

Yaddo 42 · March 16, 2008, 11:59:24 PM

Fine! See I ever fix your hair again!

That's the last time we agree to clean up after Clifford the Big Red Dog!

When the Heimlich maneuver is done incorrectly.

AndyC · March 17, 2008, 05:03:00 PM

Early chiropractors lacked finesse

Whatever gets your rocks off

Uhhh...ditto

Alternate caption for the third:
Herc wishes he had an Armour hotdog

Hammock Rider · February 08, 2011, 01:51:08 PM

You ARE wearing a tie for school pictures young man. Now stop squirming.

Eeeeek a spider! Kill it! Kill it!

I don't know how that cobra wound up in your shorts but don't move and I'll suck out the poison!

retrorussell · February 08, 2011, 03:25:23 PM

Quote from: Hammock Rider on February 08, 2011, 01:51:08 PM

Samson and Hercules act out Tchaikovsky's "The Nutcracker".

Hercules and Samson act out Queen's "We Will Rock You".

Hercules and Samson act out the blow-job scene in "Midnight Cowboy".

sprite75 · February 11, 2011, 02:19:15 AM

Samson: Does this make you randy?

Those are the biggest pieces of styrofoam these two guys ever picked up.

Geez Herc, when's the last time you washed this thing?

Hercules vs. Samson triple play

Joe the Destroyer