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retrorussell

#1005
February 07, 2011, 02:50:49 PM
Because you mocked Run DMC.
Why did the guy with a brand new key avoid the girl with a brand new pair of roller skates?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Olivia Bauer

#1006
February 08, 2011, 09:14:02 AM
Because the PMSing b*tch has wheels and he needs a place to lock himself in.

What is your name, quest, and the average speed of an unladen swallow?

Derf

#1007
February 08, 2011, 12:18:28 PM
My name is Sir Derfalot. My quest is to seek nachos. The average speed of an unladen swallow is classified information, only available on a "need to know" basis, and you, my friend, do not "need to know."


When did it become fashionable to be fashionable?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

claws

#1008
February 08, 2011, 01:15:38 PM
Let me ask Miss Etiquette for you.

'Glee' announced summer concert dates. How do you feel about that?

retrorussell

#1009
February 08, 2011, 03:06:38 PM
I feel like forcing a bowel movement, thanks.
Why do witches burn?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Olivia Bauer

#1010
February 08, 2011, 07:06:44 PM
Because they weigh the same as a duck! Err... No. That's Wrong. Screw it.

If 42 means life, 69 means sex and 666 means evil, what numbers mean death, abstinence, and good?

JaseSF

#1011
February 08, 2011, 07:37:49 PM
0, 11 & 777 cause 0 is the end of the countdown, 11's straight-laced and 777 is a step above.

Why do trolls riddle?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Leah

#1012
February 08, 2011, 08:38:31 PM
To keep themselves distinct from the Goblins in Nilbog

Who wants to be a millionaire?
yeah no.

retrorussell

#1013
February 08, 2011, 10:24:48 PM
Me, me and me!
How can you tell the difference between regular s**t and holy s**t?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Mr. DS

#1014
February 08, 2011, 10:28:50 PM
Holy sh!t rises to the top of the water (aka floaters)

What do chocolate eggs have to do with Easter?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

retrorussell

#1015
February 08, 2011, 10:33:33 PM
The easter bunny gives birth to them when he's feeling sick..
Why do people say "pass" the salt when you're just supposed to hand it to them?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Olivia Bauer

#1016
February 09, 2011, 08:59:07 AM
Because "Hand me the salt" takes more time to say. And people that don't get up and get it themselves are lazy to begin with.

Have you PAID the pied piper?

JaseSF

#1017
February 09, 2011, 12:37:12 PM
No, moneybags retrorussell did.  :wink:

Has it ever snowed in South America?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

claws

#1018
February 09, 2011, 12:46:03 PM
Only once when Pablo left the freezer open.

Should Miley Cyrus continue smoking salvia?

Olivia Bauer

#1019
February 09, 2011, 04:18:29 PM
No I think she (and Justin Bieber) should smoke mustard gas.

u liek mudkipz?
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