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Rev. Powell

#1110
February 23, 2011, 07:48:20 PM
If "it"'s what I think "it" is, then yes... but not from you.

Can a movie simultaneously be the best ever made, and the worst?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

RCMerchant

#1111
February 23, 2011, 08:00:27 PM
Yes-it's called PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE.

Why is the sky blue-and the air isnt?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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claws

#1112
February 24, 2011, 01:30:26 AM
Because the Na'vi got first dips on blue lungs.

What does C3PO stand for?

Derf

#1113
February 24, 2011, 08:19:35 AM
"Can Three People have an Orgy?" Little Anakin had a dirty mind.


Does doing that make you happy?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Olivia Bauer

#1114
February 24, 2011, 08:52:14 AM
No. I'm only happy when I'm killing.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

retrorussell

#1115
February 24, 2011, 11:55:00 PM
Bugs Bunny.. he's jealous because of Jessica.

Did you remember to wash behind your ears?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

claws

#1116
February 25, 2011, 12:24:19 AM Last Edit: February 25, 2011, 04:50:36 AM by claws
No, but I did remember to shampoo my nose hair.

Alanis Morissette named her first born Ever Imre. What's a proper name for her next kid?

retrorussell

#1117
February 25, 2011, 04:36:43 AM
Son of a b**ch.
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#1118
February 25, 2011, 08:25:52 AM
Bullfrogs.



Where, oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Olivia Bauer

#1119
February 25, 2011, 09:47:38 AM
I have him. If you ever want to see him again send $5,000 to P.O. Box 3874. If you tell the police I'll send you your Dog's limbs to you in the mail one by one.

How is a raven like a writing desk?

claws

#1120
February 25, 2011, 09:53:08 AM
You're better off asking a crow.

Do ghosts fart?

JayJayM12

#1121
February 25, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
Yes, out of their BOOty...

Who let the dogs out?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Olivia Bauer

#1122
February 25, 2011, 02:07:25 PM
I did. I'm holding THOSE dogs hostage too!

WHY ARE YOU TEARING ME APART, LISA?!?!

Kaseykockroach

#1123
February 25, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Because I'm an alien, and while you're at school, I'm gonna shed my human skin and breathe dryer lint!

Why does my dead hamster jack off to Hamtaro?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

The Burgomaster

#1124
February 25, 2011, 04:32:34 PM Last Edit: February 26, 2011, 08:22:46 PM by The Burgomaster
Because you won't give him any real lovin'.

Why do vampires and werewolves always seem to live in the same village?
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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