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Started by Menard, March 04, 2011, 09:31:16 PM

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Menard

Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
4.  I'm tired of the Indian people in my bulding making food that smells so disgusting, I have to nearly wear a gas mask just to watch tv.

Being a vegetarian, I actually like some Indian dishes; but I've never been around it enough to notice a smell. For me, it's Chinese food, or I guess the American equivalent, that I can't stand the smell of.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:02:12 PM
People who prefer coffee over tea are losers !

There. I said it !


Man, I'm being a rebel tonight !

And meth is for winners!  :smile:
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Killer Bees

Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2.  All men are bastards.

I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.

Jeeze, Menard, here's me genuinely having a rant and being happy about being annoyed ticked off and then you go and post that and I just dissolve into laughter.  AGAIN.

*sigh*  what's an angry girl to do but mete out a little punishment to the deserving....

Go on say it you guys, I know you're dying to.......
Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......

Menard

Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:04:36 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2.  All men are bastards.

I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.

Women also have those in-and-out bits that are fun to play with.  :teddyr:

All parts of a woman are fun to play with. :teddyr:

Doggett

Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger

Yeah.

I like tea bags. I don't see whats wrong with this.

:question:
:wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Menard

Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 10:08:25 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2.  All men are bastards.

I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.

Jeeze, Menard, here's me genuinely having a rant and being happy about being annoyed ticked off and then you go and post that and I just dissolve into laughter.  AGAIN.

*sigh*  what's an angry girl to do but mete out a little punishment to the deserving....

Go on say it you guys, I know you're dying to.......

I'm deserving...I'm deserving...punish me! :hot:

Menard


Rev. Powell

Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:09:19 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:04:36 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2.  All men are bastards.

I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.

Women also have those in-and-out bits that are fun to play with.  :teddyr:

All parts of a woman are fun to play with. :teddyr:

Except the duodenum.   

If you've been playing with a woman's duodenum, I don't need to know about it. 
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Killer Bees

Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 04, 2011, 10:04:02 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
Okay.  This could be taken tongue-in-cheek as well, so which ever way your perspective runs, it's either good or bad.

1.  I'm tired of being in my sexual prime and not getting any.
2.  All men are bastards.
3.  I wish we had laxer gun laws in the this country because I have a serious list of people I'd like to take out with a sniper rifle.
4.  I'm tired of the Indian people in my bulding making food that smells so disgusting, I have to nearly wear a gas mask just to watch tv.
5.  I'm sick to death of *certain* cultures in this country complaining that we don't make them feel welcome and that we hate them because of their religion/dress/traditions/whatever and yet they make some suburbs so unsafe because of their regressive cultural practices and attitides to women that the police have no choice but to suspect everyone one of them and crack down harder on them than they would with anyone else.

Okay, that's about it.  If I've offended anyone, I apologise, but I'm just so sick of the "I'm so special, look at me, look at me" perspective that's pervaded our country these days.

1.  Nobody owes you ANYTHING
2.  If money and bling isn't raining down on you from the sky, then GO OUT AND GET A FRICKING JOB like the rest of us and buy it yourself.  Don't expect anyone to hand it to you.
3.  I seriously needs some love and affection right now  :buggedout:

I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........

I understand Menard asked you to post something controversial, but you've really gone too far here. 

I love the smell of Indian food!

Normally I do too.  But I'm talking about food that smells as if the whole population of my city (2.5 million or so) arrived in the stairwell of my building and upchucked everywhere.  I might go and complain to them that they've let down Indian food lovers everywhere!
Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......

Menard

Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 04, 2011, 10:13:07 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:09:19 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:04:36 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2.  All men are bastards.

I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.

Women also have those in-and-out bits that are fun to play with.  :teddyr:

All parts of a woman are fun to play with. :teddyr:

Except the duodenum.   

If you've been playing with a woman's duodenum, I don't need to know about it. 

But the police probably do.

Mr. DS

Funny, I always thought the duodenum was the "G" spot.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Killer Bees

Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger

If he is, it would certainly make for an interesting first date  :teddyr:

:bouncegiggle:  
Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......

RCMerchant

Hey. This is supposed to be a forum for like smart stuff...and-dam. If any member (female) wants to involved with peanut butter...?  :question:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Doggett

Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger

If he is, it would certainly make for an interesting first date  :teddyr:

:bouncegiggle:  

Oh, you have no idea...

:wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.